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Does a religios nut think You’re goth?
   
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Izzy-292


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Posted: Jan 31, 2006 7:38 p.m. - Subject: Does a religios nut think You’re goth?

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don’t apply to you at all.

Frequently wears black clothing.(My X goes here, I wear metal t shirts plenty)

Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.(X goes here for me, read above)

Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.(- for me, dudes that wear make up are losers)

Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.(- those things scare me)

Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos(+ because I’ve wanted a tattoo of sort)

Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)(X because this would include rock)

Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically(I don’t know what to put here...I try and stay away from the wiggers and goths...Fuck it I’ll just give a +)

Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports(X never was intrested in those peices of shit other than sports.)

Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.(- nah i’ll pass on those shitty things)

Takes drugs.(- Don’t see a point to them. By the way don’t wiggers take more drugs then goths...)

Drinks alcohol.(+ not too often)

Is suicidal and/or depressed.(X everyone gets depressed i’m not suicidal though)

Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)(- don’t do harm to myself, that’s just fucking retarded)

Complains of boredom.(X because no one but goths get bored!!!)

Sleeps too excessively or too little(X, School takes away my time to sleep)

Is excessively awake during the night(X I can concentrate more at night than day)

Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires
promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)(- I love the light)

Demands an unusual amount of privacy.(X Fuck you)

Spends large amounts of time alone.(X Fuck you)

Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)(X Fuck you, I don’t use my time to chill with satan)

Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.(X, because every time someone spends one second with out an adult they are worshipping satan!!)


Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.(X Fuck most of them, priests and nuns can shut the fuck up because they are mostly all retarded)

Misbehaves at school.(X name one kid who has never in their entire life misbahaved)

Misbehaves at home.(X see above)

Eats excessively or too little.(- I eat correct for my size of stomache)

Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.(X I love count chocula!! Count chocula rules all. So if you eat lucky charms you are a homosexual?)

Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)(- nah I don’t like blood, it tastes like weird)

Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)(X I guess anyone who watches tv is a goth)

Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I play those types of games EVERY SINGLE DAY!)

Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.(X guess god hates technology as well as gays.)

Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. [head banging](X headbanging is fun. Fuck you)

Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.(- pop sucks dick)

Expresses an interest in sex.(X everyone is goth then)

Is homosexual and/or bisexual.(- that stuff is just sick)

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.(- Sorry, i’m atheist)

Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I’m so gothic, I’m dead", "Woe is me", or "I’m a goth".(- no i’m not goth sorry.)

Claims to be a goth.(- not a goth!)



If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary’s Catholic Church"



I guess i’m goth...


B-doggie


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Posted: Jan 31, 2006 7:48 p.m. - Subject:

i dont believe in religion, but i do bielieve there is a god(not like jesus, more like someone whos responsible, or was around when the earth was created) but i also totally agree with evouloutin, and support all science(ALL OF IT, thats how we advance,and ill be DAMNED! if some child molesten preist is gona tell me otherwise!)


B-doggie


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Posted: Jan 31, 2006 7:49 p.m. - Subject:

i would say all presits, pastors, reverends could suck my dick, but thated say more about me then them...


Izzy-292


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Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:00 p.m. - Subject:

Awnser the question...does the test think you’re goth?


-Gangsta-


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Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:38 p.m. - Subject:

i dont like goths


xX_PsYcHo_Xx


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Posted: Feb 01, 2006 1:13 a.m. - Subject:

u missed out the masterbating bit!!!! i must be a goth then! most of the above ap[ply to me ecxept the blood drinikng ond the goth thingo...


Slash-292


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Posted: May 05, 2006 5:49 p.m. - Subject:

X
X
-(faggets)
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X
X
X(never)
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X
X
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X
X
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X(sun = satan = evil)
X(family)
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X
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X(my metabolism is fucking amazing)
X(count chocula rules goth or not)
-
-(dont even have cable)
X
X
X(cant live without a good pit ever now and again)
-(see above - i end up hurting people that do that)
X(duh?)
-(WAT TEH FUKZ!?!!??!)
-(either way, shut up you damn catholic bitch)
-
-(wouldnt that just give the whole thing away?)


im a goth? jesus chirst i better start worshiping satan quick! My music would be considered "goth" to most un-educated people. Distortion and "scraming" lyrics. The closest thing to "goth" i listen to is slayer, just because of the pentogram and a few songs. Either way, St. Mary can suck my hair testicles


H-Dogg


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Posted: May 06, 2006 3:15 p.m. - Subject:

This is an old topic but here goes:

Quote:
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan

Retards like this don’t even know enough history to claim their own religion. If you learn nothing else today, know this. Witches do not worship Satan. In fact, they don’t even acknowledge the existance of Satan, as Satan is a Christian invention, and witchcraft predates Christianity.

We still have a way to go before the United States turns into the Christian version of Iran, but it gets closer every day.


mushrooms


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Posted: May 06, 2006 4:46 p.m. - Subject:

ha, ya, i odn’t even have to read the whole thing to know that i’m "goth"


Izzy-292


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Posted: May 06, 2006 10:05 p.m. - Subject:

Oh man, I totally forgot about this wicked ass test!


Izzy-292


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Posted: May 06, 2006 10:12 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanist
Wouldn’t that give it away also?

Hmm...I think I know where I got this from just a second...

Yup, the person who wrote this has had sex with a man and had pictures posted on the internet, had sex with a woman (OMG! SHE’S GOTH!!) and had pictures posted on the internet and of all the pictures i’ve seen wore only black.
Oh and she posted this on the internet, thus she used the internet because ONLY goths use the internet
   
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