POLL: Girls and assholes.
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:10 p.m. - Subject: POLL: Girls and assholes. |
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh and ladies, imagine that you’re a lesbian when you’re taking this quiz.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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how hot is she? how mch sex am i gettin? sure, i’d lick the shit offa Jessica Alba’s ass anyday, specially if we were having sex 5 times a day. With her on top.
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, I bet her poo tastes like strawberries. MMMMMMMMMMM, strawberriess.....
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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or maybe she forgot to wipe and her poop is still in her crack and its all crusty, hahaha
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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ahah thats to nasty i wouldnt do that, maybe i would do b but idk, ide rather not
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sick man, I was compelled.
Which is like that one girl from my school that died.
She was in weight classes and was a 16 year old body builder. How ever, she had large muscles and a deepish voice. No boy ever looked at her. The more she hurt, the more she worked out.
One day, she was feeling depressed and wanting. She stuck a broom upright and stripped all her clothes off. She hung from a pipe on the cieling and did pull ups with the broom handle moving in and out of her vagina. It was her form of masturbating. She was doing so when one day her mom came home early. She, however, didn’t here the door over her moans and orgasmic bellows.
Her mom came up the stairs and absent mindedly intrudes in on here activity.
To the girls shock, she lets go of the pipe thus sticking 5 feet of a wood pole through her inner body killing her instantly.
Pleasant dreams everyone!
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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What is wrong with you people? Have you no morals?
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Holy shit man, is that true?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 8:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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I always hear it told as some chick is on the washer and the mom comes down to the basement and still jumps down and gets vaginaly stabbed and dies, but happily i bet.
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 9:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuck, i’m going to have nightmares tonight after reading this, thanks for putting these ideas in my head.
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| Posted: Feb 01, 2006 8:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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Well if you ment proper eat it like pussy by sticking your tounge in it then yes. But only if she does it to me also.
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| Posted: Feb 01, 2006 10:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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i wouldnt be able to because im gay
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| Posted: Feb 01, 2006 1:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you stick your dick up her ass, I am sure it is safe to give her a rim job.
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| Posted: Feb 01, 2006 2:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: If you stick your dick up her ass, I am sure it is safe to give her a rim job. |
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| Posted: Feb 01, 2006 7:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wow......
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2006 8:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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none i liek men
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