what if someone broke into your house
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 4:48 p.m. - Subject: what if someone broke into your house |
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A couple days ago some stupid bastards broke into our shed and stolle all of my dirt bikes and shit and some empty gas cans. (GAS CANS !?!?)
well it got me freacked the FUCK out and now im carrying my knife every where like in ma shoe to school and every i am now looking behind curtans and shit. im so freakin nervos because what if they woulda broke into my house i was fucking sleeping so can any one say ass rape ?
well now that that shit happend i have convinced my dad to let me kep my AK and my shot gun with red dot, sling, and lasa sight in my room. I pulled the im scared one. and im seriously gonna fuck someone up if they try to break in. i think this is how it would go down
the dumbass walks up to the front door and kicks it in. the noise wakes me up from my dreams of naked ladies and booze half. half asleep i stumlbe around cursing. What the fuck was that? i say. then i hear some one down stairs. i walk to my paents room and then my brothers they are all asleep. i grab my shot gun and load it with triple x 3 1/2" turkey loads i wake up my dad and he gets his 357. out of his dresser. he goes down the stirs first. Teh guy has heard us by now and obviously has hidden somewhere. we both make it down the stairs and i flick on my laser sight. Me and my dad go back to back and listen. i can hear breathing so i tap his shoulder and in the moolight make signals that I -----HEAR- BREATHING -THAT -WAY. we split off and go room to room through the down stairs. the brething is getting louder. i turn on the red dot because i jut realised it wasnt turned on. i hear something and swing the shotgun to my left and the dot from the laser gleams on the wall. as i scan along the wall with the 12 gauge. i stop and try to make out an object thats on the wall just as i realise it him he bolts of the wall as i sqeeze off 2 rounds at where i thought he was. i missed SHIT i yell. my swings the 357 around behind him i hear four shots. all of a sudden it feels like my leg is on fire and i collapse, it was like someone kjust took my leg away from me. i hit the floor. I hear three more shots. then my dad says shit as he lunges at the guy with his empty revolver whack i hear my dad gets ka - knocked out when the guy hits him with the CD player he was trying to steal. he turns and trys to run out the door. I have three rounds left in the shot gun. i fire one and miss. he is out the door. i drag over to the door and se him in the spotlight in the yard. the shot gun is acurate out to 50 yards with the load im using hes at 30 i fire for his head. boom his head discintigrats as the pellets rip through his skull. i then put a bandage that i made from my shirt on my leg. I grab a baseball bat and use it as a crutch and grab a garbage bag i put him in the garbage bag an bury him like the trash that he is. and i live happily ever after
TEH END
post what you would do if you had someone in your house plz and tell me im not a phsyco !
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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...Dont bring a knife to school, or anywhere for that matter..
If you had a burgular he wouldnt "Kick the door down, He would be very quiet about it, You want really protection? Get a Dog..I have one, They bark every time the hear a noise and they know if its you or not.
I love my dog
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You want really protection? Get a Dog
Dogs are indeed the best security.
Quote: If you had a burgular he wouldnt "Kick the door down, He would be very quiet about it
Not true, happens all the time, I know these kids back where I grew up that would go around at night just knocking on doors and if no one answered after a while they’d kick the door in.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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destructive ^ i likey
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well if I was to steal shit from a house I wouldn’t kick the door down, I would creep in...So Thats just my mindset.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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forget the knife, train your hands to kill
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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more like train your trigger finger to move
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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i do know KRAVMAGA though, ive won a few fights using it. I imagine i could kill some one with it, just have to learn which presure points kill
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:42 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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I’ve got a single shot break barrel loaded with a 5-ball mag that says no one’s taking any of my shit.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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You shoot a guy outside your house, running away from you, you’re going to jail.
It’s not self defense when the person isn’t actually attacking you.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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I keep my rifle behind my bedroom door, so if I hear anyone come in I can grab it and get the drop on them. I tried sleeping with my pistol under my pillow once years ago but was too worried about somehow firing it in my sleep. I’ve also got all my knives and shit in 1 drawer for easiness of access. It’s not that I’m overly paranoid about intruders, I’d just like to be prepared in the event that someone was to break in. Peace of mind kinda thing.
Reminds me of a quote from on here when I used to be here years ago... cant really remember who said it, was one of the legends though.
Quote: I dont sleep with a gun under my pillow because im paranoid. I sleep with it there because it’s comfy.
ok, that’s not the right reason, cant remember it, but just the way it was said was really funny. Maybe you had to read it in context...
You shouldn’t worry about it though, chances of any physical attack from a burglar are pretty low. And you deffo shouldnt take a knife to school! You get caught, and you’re the one that ends up in the shit.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 7:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Well if I was to steal shit from a house I wouldn稚 kick the door down, I would creep in...So Thats just my mindset.
Yeah, me too...definitely
There are plenty of tweakers definitely down for it though
PS - To stay "On Topic", if I knew who they were I would call the police on them..perfect revenge if it can be proven.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 7:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Well if I was to steal shit from a house I wouldn稚 kick the door down, I would creep in...So Thats just my mindset.
Yeah, me too...definitely
There are plenty of tweakers definitely down for it though
PS - To stay "On Topic", if I knew who they were I would call the police on them...perfect revenge if possible, then I would rob them when their asses were in jail.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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well here is my weapon list of what is in my room.
5 inch dagger with cast iron handle
2 inch pocket knife
4 or 5 other pocket knifes
high power pellet gun (it will still mess you up even tho its a pellet gun)
potato cannon (1/2 barrel and acces to large metal objects)
make up senario
I wake up at 2 am to the sound of rustling around in the living room beacuse im a medium sleeper. so I wake up peek out my door and figure out its a robber. so a grab my dagger and load a round into the pellet gun. and start for the living room. I find 2 people one of them has a shotgun pointed to my parents faces and the other just went into the basement. the robber has his back turned to me. so I sneak up to him and put my pellet gun to the base of his neck and at the same time as I shoot my dad grabs the shotgun. as robber one falls to the ground in a seziure I wip out my dagger and stab it into his back. as soon as I realized what I did I hear a loud bang and a thud. I look up and see my dad holding the shotgun towards the basement door and robber 2 on the ground face down. so the cops come and whyle they are takin away the bodys I try to get a picture of me and the body of robber 1 like they do on tv when they go deer huntin. and we all lived happly ever after...and the nabours never tell us to turn down the damn music ever scince.
and thats what would happen if someone broke into my house
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’d fuck their butt.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 12:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I try to get a picture of me and the body of robber 1 like they do on tv when they go deer huntin
lmao
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I would beat the shit out off him/them with the most unpractical thing I could think off,like the remote for the TV,the mouse for the PC .....something stupid like that.Since I stay in Scotland I would be the one the police charge though.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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If someone wanted to execute you then yeah, they’d probably kick in the door and just shoot your ass. But the whole point of a burglary is to get as much shit as you can as fast as you can without being caught. That is why they broke into your shed and not your house.
I’ve got a trimmed baseball bat (just over two feet) under my bed in case anything was to ever happen.
But it sounds like you’re just suffering from normal, everyday paranoia.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’d fuck their nose with a potato gun.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 3:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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German Shepherds ftw
Quote: just have to learn which presure points kill
Don’t start -.-
Anyway, if I were you I would tripwire (once had an egg on how to make on but deleted it) the shed with some firecrackers for the night so you know if they come back.
And stop being so fucking paranoid
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