How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 12:21 a.m. - Subject: How many students does it take to change a light bulb? |
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb in Adelaide schools?
Scotch College
Two
One to call the electrician and one to call their father to pay the
cheque.
St Peters
Two
One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
CBC
Eleven
One to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience when
he bends over.
Elizabeth High School
None
Elizabeth doesn’t have electricity.
Concordia
Two
One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
St Ignatius
Just one.
The school captain comes back after finishing year 12 and the headmaster stands by to congratulate him on his achievements.
Parafield Gardens High
None
Looks better in the dark anyway.
Loreto
None
They’re all too busy playing touch football, wearing their pearls and
Their groundsmen will do it anyway.
UniSA
Seventy-six
One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light
bulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.
Gepps Cross Girls
None
These girls don’t have time to change a light bulb; they’re too busy looking up each others skirts.
Salisbury High
None
Salisbury looks better in the dark.
Annesly
One
She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Cabra Dominican College
Twenty
One to change it and 19 to make a song and dance about the emotion
they went through while changing the light bulb.
Prince Alfred College
Five
one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one
to figure out how to power the rest of Adelaide using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program.
St Aloysius
Five
One to change the light bulb and four to find her the perfect outfit to wear for the occasion.
Modbury Heights
Three
One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old
one.
Rostrevor
Ten
One to change it, one back up if the first guy’s too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.
Adelaide Uni
Four
One to change it, one to call Parliament about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at Flinders students.
Brighton High School
Two
One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how she did it as
well as a private school student.
Mary MacKillop
Three
One to change it and the other two to stand up on chairs on either
side of her with cans of hairspray just in case of the emergency that her 20cm high fringe drops 1cm.
Seaton High School
Five
One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.
St Michael’s High School
None
They’ve finally learnt that when you’re that stoned, light hurts your eyes, so it’s better just to leave it alone.
Trinity College
Nine Hundred
Changing a light bulb would be like going on an excursion for these guys, so the whole school would turn up for the celebration.
Pembroke
Eight
It’s not that one isn’t smart enough to do it; it’s just that they’re all violently twitching from too much stress.
Pulteney Grammar
None
No one wants to get their hands dirty.
St Peter’s Girls
None
They are all too drunk to notice.
St Dominic’s
None
It’s not that they can’t do it, they just look better with the lights off.
OLSH
Thirty
1 to call the electrician and 29 to flirt with him when he arrives.
Sacred Heart
Nineteen
One to change it and 18 to play footy when it’s done
Reynella East High School
Change them? Is that what they’re meant to be used for?
Aberfoyle Park
Four
2 to steal the new bulb, 1 to take out the old one and 1 to throw it at passing cars.
Blackfriars
Fourteen
2 to look out for a teacher while the other 12 see who can piss high enough to reach it.
Thomas More College
Ten
1 to change the light bulb, 2 to get smashed and drunk because of it
and 7 more to "support" the person who is changing by cheering him on and giving them weed and shit.
St Paul’s
Five
1 to change the light bulb and the other 4 to bash him up cos he’s a fag.
Siena College
Four
one to change the light bulb, one to stare up her skirt while she
does it, one to hold the vodka bottle and the other to ring around making bomb threats to St Michael’s and searching for PAC parties - to scab the free alcohol.
Daws Road
Eighty-Two
1 to take the old light bulb out and 81 to figure out how to make it work again because they can’t afford a new one.
St Mary’s
only one,
But it takes 3 others to bitch-slap her because she was getting all the attention.
Walford
Two
1 to change the light, one to jump around because it’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened there.
Wilderness
Twenty
1 to change it and 19 to bitch about it.
Mitcham Girls
Ten
1 to change it, 4 to hold a memorial service for being such a strong
female lightbulb that did women-kind proud, and 5 to boast about how they didn’t need a man to change their light.
Unley High
One
One uses his mobile to call someone else to fix it, the rest of the
boys are at shoppo, smoking and gelling their hair for when the Siena buses arrive...
TAFE SA
Five
4 to
drop out of school in yr 10 and learn about changing light bulbs and one lecturer to show them how
Norwood-Morialta High
Five
one to change it after the other 4 have organised a student committee to look into lighting matters and how it affects students. They then go on (sadly) about how great it is to be at the best non-private high school in South Australia.
Marryatville
Twenty-one
one to change it, 20 to write a song about it.
Cabra
None
They couldn’t afford to have light bulbs anyway
Temple College
One Hundred
Oe to change the light bulb and 99 to praise and worship God for the life of the light bulb and to celebrate the new light bulb and have a huge service about the ’going out of the old and bringing in of the new’.
Banksia Park International High
5
1 to change the light bulb and the other 4 to scab smokes from everyone who walks past.
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