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"Dude!! Dude!!!! Guess what!? OMG, this is the best ever! Listen to what I just did! Listen!!!! Ok, I CALLED 911 AND TOLD THEM I WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF A PLANE CRASH!!!! Yeah, I know, right?? I told em I was bleeding to death and that my arm had got tore off!! And--what? Oh, well OF COURSE I USED CALL BLOCKING, WHAT DO YOU THINK??!!! Yeah... yeah... I had those assholes goin. Every few minutes I would call back and say I had lost more blood, my arm was hangin off... that dispatcher lady, you could tell she was really worried too!! She almost started cryin!! It was SO WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!``!!! IT WAS ON THE NEWS, TOO!! Isn’t that awesome?????!!!