Chafing due to Middle Aged Spread?
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'The Overlord' Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 9:39 a.m. - Subject: Chafing due to Middle Aged Spread? |
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Do you have a cottage cheese ass due to Middle Aged Spread? Do you find your thighs rub together when you walk causing irritation? There is a solution for you!
SPANDEX SHORTS!!!!
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 10:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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i have a training top thats 12% spandex. It shows off my god like physique, whilst allowing sweat to escape through vents at the side (apparently). Frankly i dont understand how these vents could do better than bare skin, but there you go.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 10:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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how bout you don’t wear spandex shorts and say you did?
kay? kay.
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'The Overlord' Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 11:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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Mr. Grey, spandex and cottage cheese asses go together like rammalamma ding dong.
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 12:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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I LOVE cottage cheese and spandex!
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2007 4:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Two things that should NEVER be put together!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2007 2:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Viper?
In the middle aged WOMENS forum?
Be OFF WITH YOU!
Or ill tell your wife.
Also, Gimp, pics of you in spandex clothes or I will hypnotize you into killing yourself.
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