Your worst relationship?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 25, 2009 9:33 p.m. - Subject: Your worst relationship? |
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i hooked up with my best friends girlfriend earlier this year
she was the kind of girl that liked to piss people off and cause drama, so she told him that we had been talking and that was basically the beginning of the end.
a few days after they broke up, she told him that we had been hooking up to make him jealous and shit totally hit the fan. he was calling me all the time saying he was gonna shoot me, rip my dick off (lulz), and other similar bullshit.
we started dating (mistake) and that was basically a month and a half of hell. shes been a lasting problem ever since i met her, and i definitely learned my lesson there.
anybody else had a girlfriend this bad?
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| Posted: May 25, 2009 10:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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My last girlfriend was a fucking mental case. I don’t have the time to tell just now but I’ll tell you when I get back in a couple of days.
Your one sounds like a total bitch too!
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| Posted: May 26, 2009 7:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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yeah, i think everyone either has a story about a psycho ex, or will have one eventually. mine is just one of many.
She was a friend of one of my ex’s, They did competitive cheerleading together. Well we started dating and i found out she was super clingy and i wasn’t looking for relationship like that, i wanted physical just not up m ass 24/7. We broke up because it was too much attention i just wanted to get laid, it had been a whlle. well she proceded to claim i got her pregnant even though we weren’t together long enough to have sex. so yeah i just laughed and she is pulling thiis stunt with guys stupid enough to believe it.
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| Posted: May 26, 2009 1:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well i haven’t had any relationship too bad, but iBmx(Brother) had quite a few.
Well it started off with our friend who set him up with a girl i’ll call Alf. He said she was almost anorexic with huge tits.
Knowing Justin(iBmx), he took it and we went to the movies.
Our friend pointed at a group of three girls and there justin saw the girl our friend described.
He goes up and tries to start a conversation with the one he thought was it, when a girl about the size of Violet of charlie in the chocolate factory after she ate the blueberry asked if he was justin.
Then they went to watch Lake House and started making out profusely.
Well not really, justin ignored her the whole movie and our friend just laughed.
Later we found out he did it on purpose because he is a dick. Twas funny though. :-P
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 26, 2009 11:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Short story,lying cow used me for a baby and then lied alot to get me into shit,she even lied enough to get me put in jail for a month and to top it all off she has the cheek to try and get a restraining order thingy-me-bob out on me.
Bunny Boiler!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 27, 2009 4:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuuuck dude. thats harsh
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| Posted: May 29, 2009 10:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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Only old people like me will get that reference.
Quote: Short story,lying cow used me for a baby and then lied alot to get me into shit,she even lied enough to get me put in jail for a month and to top it all off she has the cheek to try and get a restraining order thingy-me-bob out on me.
Aren’t you marrying her? o.O
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| Posted: May 29, 2009 1:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Only old people like me will get that reference.
I’m only 24
Quote: Aren’t you marrying her? o.O
Nah lol
The story was of some girlfriend from over 3 years ago.
I can’t believe you had to ask lol
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| Posted: Jun 03, 2009 12:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Only old people like me will get that reference.
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I’m only 24
I’m only 20 and I’m familiar with the term! Haven’t actually seen the film though...
Well, I’ll make this short, but my ex had major issues. She was a depressed, bulemic (which progressed to bulemic/anoerxic) self harmer, who still cried all the time because her uncle killed himself when she was 7, and had major issues because her last boyfriend had "emotionally blackmailed her into sex, which is basically rape."
She kept her madness quite well hidden for the first 6 months, then it got steadily worse and I spent a year trying to help her, thinking she was worth it and that we could get through it together, and then the last 6 months I basically stayed with her out of pity. When we had arguments (usually caused by her being a bitch) she would start crying and beg "don’t leave me, I can’t lose you, I love you!" and I would end up comforting her and re-assuring her, and then everything would be "fine" even though the initial argument hadn’t been resolved. She did quite often say, to me and other people, how great I was with her and how fucked up she was and how she was such a bitch and didn’t deserve someone like me. But then she ended up getting with one of my (now ex)-best mates, and finished with me.
Now I’m apparently the one who "abused" her, sexually and emotionally, and always made her fear that I was going to beat her. I realise now that her previous borfriend may not have been the prick she made him out to be, and that she’s just a total fucking psycho attention seeker who enjoys having a dark and troubled life.
Just after it all finished she cut her arm up so badly she had to go to hospital, and she told me over msn, preceeded by the words "You’ll be happy to hear..." I told her "no I’m not happy at that, you sick bitch" and she told our mutual friends that I’d called her a sick bitch, without telling them why.
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| Posted: Jun 03, 2009 12:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^Short? Oops, lol.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 04, 2009 9:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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never make any woman a priorty,who only considers you as a option. thats our worst downfall as men we put them first
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| Posted: Jun 06, 2009 5:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Recent 9 mont relationship with a bitch that was cheating on me the whole time. I went fucking mental, then broke up with her.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Find ’em
Feel ’em
Fuck ’em
and...
Forget ’em
The four F’s.
Really though, don’t invest any time, money, or emotion to skanks. It’s like investing in Enron. Bad idea.
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| Posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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^ findum fuckum and flee
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