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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 30
Posts: 2329
BLOCKED, EXPIRES Jul 08, 2008
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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Congrats on entering the 1 million club AE
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 449630
Posts: 4041
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 1:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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I am not wearing pants, but usually I have my shure SE110 earphones, iPod touch (that’s what I’m posting on), mobile phone, and a leftover bus ticket or change.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 1626146
Posts: 3084
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 1:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Phone, some codeine my mom gave me, strepsils, and $6.50
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 3161
Posts: 106
AIM
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 2:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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$3.50
ipod touch
shitty phone
gram of coke
pen
fixed blade buck knife...but thts on my belt
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 1626146
Posts: 3084
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ahhhahahahah!
[cough]bullshit[/cough]
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 235
Posts: 767
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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EASY MUSCLES
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 1626146
Posts: 3084
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 2:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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o noe, my cough tags didn’t work.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 586670
Posts: 8298
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Current contents of my pockets
-$45
-My phone (now with headphone jack so I can make my phone an iPod killer) with earbuds
-Whataburger reciept (whataburger with bacon and cheese ftw)
-Assorted change
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 45
Egg Points: 839961
Posts: 5574
AIM
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Congrats on entering the 1 million club AE
Fuck that. I never got a congratulations when I got to the club!
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'TheAlbinoEthiopian'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 67
Egg Points: 674172
Posts: 12673
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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tec-9
3 switchblades
4 lbs of crystal meth
rubber bands
the cure for cancer
a hefty bag (condom lul)
Reeses
Reeses for breakfast?
No, Reeses Puffs cereal!
So he sliiiiiiiiiiiddddddddeeeeesss me a bowl!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 586670
Posts: 8298
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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hahaha.
For some reason, my dad thinks Reeses’ is a candy bar, and he calls it ’ree-see’s’ instead of the traditional ’Ree-sih’s’.
But hes a goddamn fiend for those shits, hell go through three kingsize packs a day. Thats twelve goddamn Reeses’ cups. Im surprised hes not a diabetic.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 390240
Posts: 2915
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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-two packs of cigarettes
-two lighters
-phone
-random receipts
-pen
-wallet
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 353683
Posts: 6137
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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I HAV NOTHING
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 17144
Posts: 90
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 12:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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Wallet (that needs to be replaced)
- $186 cash
- BofA Credit Card
- BofA Debit Card
- California driver’s license
- College ID card
- College printing card (with about 100$ on it)
- NRA lifetime member card
- Albertsons’ Smart/Final and Ralph’s cards
- Free milk tea boba card (2)
Cell phone
Smith & Wesson folding knife
4 GB Microcenter thumb drive
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 3
Egg Points: 51
Posts: 46
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 1:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Contents:
-Car and house keys attatched to...
-Genuine Swiss Army knife... I don’t need to intimidate anyone with some big gaudy ass folding hunting/killin’ niggas/whatever knife; the quality, screwdriver, bottle opener, VERY sharp blades and, above all, superior quality make my Swiss Army infinitely more useful in daily life. Not to sound condescending, but I highly suggest for anyone who carries around a big-ass pocket knife to upgrade to a good quality multi-tool of some sort. I’d get a Leatherman, but I don’t like having bulk in my pockets.
-Ericcson W580i(i think) slider phone.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 96382
Posts: 1402
AIM
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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the content of my pocket is..
a billion dollars
a .50 cal machine gun
a atomic bomb
enzo ferrari
lambogini
ariel atom
a tons of weed
mr.gorge w bush is in my pocket
osama bin laden
dave chappelle
the cast of family guy
the remains of jesus christ
the remains of moses
"hers a video called in my pocket"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPWOrjJq9Dw
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 1822538
Posts: 7552
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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When I go out it’s usually just keys (car and house), wallet (licence, key card, usually about $50 cash) and phone. On my keychain I used to have a tiny little pocket knife that unfolded into pliers and had a knife, file, screwdriver, and a spike thing. I don’t know what happened to that. And I used to have a fire lighter thing on the keychain (piece of flint stuck to a block of high oil content wood with a scraper). It’s gone now too...They were small useful things for a keychain.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 18
Egg Points: 37608
Posts: 2246
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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The only interesting things I always have with me are on my key ring. Along with a dozen or so keys, there is a pocet screwdriver, similar to this:
...except mine has four blades instead of three, and has the in5cription SEARS CRAFTSMAN--THE GREATEST NAME INTOOLS on one side, and 94160 SEARS ROEBUCK AND CO., MADE IN USA, 4-WAY POCKET SCREWDRIVER WF on the other. The initials WF on Craftsman tools refers to Western Forge, whick made them for K-Sears until recent years.
There’s also a 1/4" combination wrench, with the keyring going through the closed end of the wrench:
These were the handiest things for dismantling stuff around school. The screwdriver was good for removing switchplace covers from electrical outlets, and sometimes removing the outlets from the electrical boxes within the walls, leaving them dangling by the wires. The wrench was the correct size for removing the bolts that held spring clips to the door froames outside every classroom, which the teachers used to hold the completed attendance cards for collection by the trustys. Now, I sometimes use the wrench to open beer bottles.
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