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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 11
Egg Points: 8360
Posts: 795
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 10:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you become a burnout and never make anything of your life
I wish i had my own house
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 1743146
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 1:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s a shanti hut made from cow shit.
I wish I had it all.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1369304
Posts: 2207
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 4:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But you lose it in 3 minutes.
I wish that I had 10 billion paintballs.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 503204
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they get ran over by a semi.
I wish I could sell more mountain dew at school
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 18258
Posts: 306
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 4:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it contains poison and kills thousand and you are arrested and sentenced for life in jail. i wish i could stop time.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 555084
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 5:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you are stuck in a lonely world all by yourself (I saw a Twilight Zone like this once) and quickly become mad.
I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1765857
Posts: 5174
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but when you tell people, they lock you in an insane asylum.
I wish I had a laboratory on top of a mountain island.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 2702
Posts: 741
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 5:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but only the very top of the mountain is above water and it’s infested with rabid monkeys.
And you have AIDS
I wish everybody in the world was dead but me and a bunch of disease free well adjusted hot chicks.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 6:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but all the hot chicks have 12inch black dicks and ram you every 5 minutes.
I wish I may I wish I might.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 9:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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I grant your wish but the blacks will RAM you with all thier might.
I wish I had a dead bird
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 17229
Posts: 2171
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 9:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But it gave you bird flu and you start foaming at the mouth.
I wish I was Hawt.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your so hot you melt and die
I wish 1 member level higher
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 17229
Posts: 2171
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 9:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but weasel decideds your a dick and bans you
I wish I had Repo armour
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s second hand and the previous owner was 88, wore it nekid, had a serious perspiration problem and didn’t have full control over his bladder and bowels.
I wish Halo 4 would be made and it’s a success and I got a free copy.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 17229
Posts: 2171
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But Bungie Ban you from having the right to free halo. So they exhile you from playing a Halo game ever again
I wish bungie will give me infinite life to pwn n00bs on Halo.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but I hax back into halo, hax ur life and pwn you so hard your helmet pops of and your MCs head burns in the sun and he dies.
I wish the Uks econimy would improve so the £ is worth 2 bucks and I can buy stuff extra cheap off ebay.com again.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 17229
Posts: 2171
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But you have no money due to the fact Bungie robbed you off your entrie existance.
I wish I had a meat pie.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it has bad beef and you now have mad cow desease
I wish I had another bulb for my desk lamp so I could see my damn keyboar- *begins tapping cat thinking it’s a keyboard*
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'Deity Egg'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 8750317
Posts: 9168
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 12, 2008 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the bulb explodes and you then have glass fragments that become embedded in your eye so you wouldn’t be able to type anymore.
I wish The Soup was on T.V. so I could see Joel McHale being hilarious and making fun of everyone.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 555084
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Sep 15, 2008 2:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but your television breaks and you can’t watch it.
I wish I had been around to see some of the great bands of the sixties and seventies.
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