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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 6:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you gave it to him.
I wish my mattress wasn’t held together with duct tape.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 556271
Posts: 16493
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 6:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, its held together by barbed wire
I wish Atl would behave
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3531
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but that isn’t ATL.
I wish I could meet scuzzlebutt.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 6:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he scuzzes in your butt.
I wish I felt better.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3531
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 6:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the pain is from getting rammed in the ass, and systematicly getting ghonorhea which slowly eats away at your genetalia.
I wish the new South Parks got better with every episode, instead of worse.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 4387
Posts: 84
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 8:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, But south Park still sucks
I wish that this was a list of things I couldn’t do:
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2008 8:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you realize what a failure you are and shoot yourself.
I wish I was going to bed.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456257
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 10:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have no bed.
I wish I hadn’t shouted today and messed up my vocal chords.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3531
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 1:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you never had a voice in the first place.
I wish I had photoshop, so I could make my santa hat pics less shitty.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456257
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 2:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you suck at it.
I wish I had another pizza identical to the one I just finished.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 3:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they were both sausage pizzas and now you’re sore.
I wish computers didn’t hate me.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, they love you, and when computers take over the earth (as everyone keeps saying they will) the love you physically, they gang up on you and rape you.
I wish I didnt need to piss so badly right now
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 5:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but now you have to shit really badly.
I wish I didn’t need to study for a history test
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 5:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’d because you sllready failed it.
I wish I knew what Valo’s avatar says when it speaks.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 6:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it invokes an evil curse which makes the undead rise and rape you.
I wish I knew what to buy for Christmas.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you have no money to buy anything with
I wish my nunchucks would hurry the fuck up and get here (it’s been weeks >:-( )
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 18, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the UPS man opened the package and used them to pleasure himself.
I wish I was as badass as Valo and had nun chucks.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 3:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but gay orgy’s stop by your house to leasure themselves
i wish there was something to do at school
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129587
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 4:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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You could start with learning some spelling.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 6:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wish I had a wish to grant
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