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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 10:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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typo, can’t help it. fucking mac keyboards
granted but it’s incorruptible so you fail at this game.
i wish my biology homework was not 100% pointless
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 11:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you cant understand it and spend hours trying to figure it out, you cant, and you end up failing your class.
I wish RE didnt have thos annoying massive embedded ads that cover everything and you have to press the cross on it to see the posts that it covers.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 2:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the entire site flashes with white lights. (Also, adblock on Firefox gets rid of those).
I wish I had some coin wrappers.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 556612
Posts: 16495
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 3:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but they are filled with chocolate
I wish I had some new music to listen to
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 6:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its all loud, repetitive techno.
I wish I was able to go to the movies.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 556612
Posts: 16495
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2008 9:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but its gay porn
I wish I had dragon wings
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456257
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 7:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get hunted by crazy men in armour.
I wish I had the results for my exam. And they’re good. In fact I wish they were great.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but they’re so good you get accused of plaij... plagyr.... pleagioue...... copying! and all your examination results are void, and you have to retake all exams for all of your classes.
I wish I had the power to turn myself (and my clothes) invisible and back to visible whenever I felt like it.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but while invisible, due to not being able to see your hand, you impale it on a rusty nail and die of tetanus.
i wish i was asleep
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3534
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can’t wake up.
I wish I wasn’t piss poor.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 1:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but after tasting wealth and the god life, you lose it all again
i wish i could just go to bed
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 2:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you go to bed with an infected hooker and wake up with every STD known to man (and some only known to monkeys).
I wish I didn’t have to analyze the Declaration of Independence.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 281038
Posts: 1425
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 2:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wish granted but your country never gains independence.
I wish this thread will last forever.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 4703
Posts: 597
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 2:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it gets derailled.
I wish I had a well paying job in IT
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6182
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but computers become obselete as man re-discovers the joys of pen and paper..... wait.... thats never gunna happen..... ok..... granted, but your IT job is to do with catching peadophiles, and whilst researching you end up getting addicted to C/P, and you get busted by your colleagues in a nation-wide scandal, you’re totally shamed, people want to kill you, and you end up stabbing yourself through the throat with a knife to end your humiliation.
I wish my ex-girlfriend would stop making shit up about me and typing it all over the internet.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3534
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but instead of writing shit about you, she shits on you.
I wish I wasn’t a skater at school.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456257
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, everything she said has now automatically come true.
I wish I knew the girl that just added me on MySpace.
inb4 doesn’t like me, is fat irl, is a man
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456257
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Okay I’m loling right now.
Granted, everything she said has now automatically come true.
I wish I knew the girl that just added me on MySpace.
inb4 doesn’t like me, is fat irl, is a man
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3534
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but she has a penis.
I still wish I wasn’t a skater at school.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted and it ends up being your cousin who secretly thinks you’re hawt.
I wish I got a 2400 on my SATs
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