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'Forum Moderator'
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 3:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: still wish I wasn’t a skater at school.
Granted, you’re the gay kid at school.
I wish i got a 2400 on my SAT
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you sign the wrong name to it.
I wish I wasn’t feeling bad.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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"Granted, you’re the gay kid at school."
Fuck, I saw that coming....
Granted, but you find out the results that were mailed to you were actually the Asian’s who sat in the other side of the room.
I wish I had a job, not prostituting.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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yay, I get to grant 2!
Doors, granted, you dont feel anything, and are forever unable to feel any sort of emotion or feeling.
Skittles, granted, but the job is a specialist senior male rectal examiner. You get o spend all day, every day, shoving your fingers in old mens asses!
I wish I had a mouse for my laptop
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.
I wish I could exempt my History exam.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have to take three more blindfolded.
I wish I had another pet turtle.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your first one dies.
I wish for nothing. (I’m out of wishes, I’ve posted here so much.)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 20, 2008 5:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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you didnt corrupt my wish! so I’m not going to wish for anything either, I’m upset now.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 1:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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How could you make a mouse corrupt?
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'Schlong Connery'
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 2:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Coopz - Granted, you get a mouse for your laptop, but it chews through the wires.
I wish I had a bigger room.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 2:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Grated, but you get lost in here.
I wish kingskittles would have posted a wish. (One that doesn’t involve the rape, death, mutilation, or exploitation of myself or anyone I know.)
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, I posted one of rape, death, mutilation and exploitation of somebody you don’t know.
I wish I had some Whataburger.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 5:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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I really don’t know you so...
Granted, but its quickly followed by Whatadiarrhea.
I wish I didn’t have college algebra. I prefer geometry.
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 5:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your new geometry teacher (who is 60, and a man) sexually abuses you.
I wish skittles had an imagination, like Tyrant does. lol
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you lose yours.
I wish I had an imagination.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but everything you imagine comes true and all you can imagine is your parents having sex in front of you.
I wish the movie Doom didn’t suck so bad.
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you never watched it so you dont know it actually was good, so you wasted your wish.
I wish I could play Canon Rock by Matt Rach on guitar (youtube it if you want, I cant be assed, but its fucking amazing)
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but Yuto Miyazawa passes you up in the near future and you now have sub par skills.
i wish i could read peoples minds
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you find out a lot of horrible stuff and realise that a lot of your friends secretly think terrible things about you, your parents secretly detest you, and you get lumbered with everyones problems that they think about and you get majorly depressed with all of this terrible info. You then begin to stop being able to choose whos thoughs you can read and you end up hearing the thoughts of everyone in the world all at once, you cant block it out and it drives you crazy, you cant hear anything other than other peoples thoughts, and the noise stops you being able to sleep at night, and you end up going completely insane and killing yourself. Then you discover there really is a hell, and you go there, you still hear everyones thoughts but they are now the thoughts of all the evil souls in hell, all at once but now every single one is clear to you, and all these fucked up thoughts drive you even more insane, but theres no escaping it now. And since you’re in hell you’re constantly being burned alive but you cant die so you spend the rest of eternity in mortal pain, tortured forever by the pain and the evil thoughts of all damned souls.
Good one, eh?
I wish it wasnt 5:35am
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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0_0
shit... (another word)
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