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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 9:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol. :P Be careful what you wish for!
(another word) - ?
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 21, 2008 10:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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no one word posts. which is silly because i think one word can suffice in some instances.
i usually do some thing like:
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shit... (three words)
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
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Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 1:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then because there are no concrete rules against one word posts, the mods go trigger happy with their banhammer.
i wish i had a way of knowing what time my neighbor wakes up.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 1:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted it’s 5:34AM
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'Schlong Connery'
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 8:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, he wakes up very early in the morning (around 3am) whilst masturbating furiously, screaming a war cry and waking you up in the process. There are sounds of wailing cats coming from the walls. The foundations of yours and your neighbours house shake whilst he’s in the act. As ypu pass by later on, you notice the front window is splattered with blood.
You don’t get any sleep for the next month because all you can imagine is that scene.
I wish I didn’t have to do a stupid nanotechnology thing for my teacher.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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Posts: 3526
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 6:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you have to go to a gay porn set for a teacher + student filming.
I wish I had a job that paid really well, so I could afford everything I wanted, like a 70’s American Muscle car, Beach House, the like.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 6:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it only pays well because you have to work 18 hours a day and you spend the other 6 sleeping so you end up having no life, and dont get the chance to enjoy your money. You die 1 day before you retire so you dont even get to benefit from your wealth after retirement. You just wasted your life slaving away for nothing.
I wish I had a Honda Civic waiting for me for when I can drive again.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 8:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it turns out it was a car bomb before the terrorist was arrested, and it explodes at 40 mph+, you get on the freeway and boom!
I wish the wish Coopz had granted for me was more pleasent than that. :(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2008 11:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you die one day after your retirement and only get one day to enjoy it.
i wish i was out of study hall
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 3:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i wish i was out of study hall
Granted but you die from AIDS and Liver Cancer.
I wish I had a Volcano Vaporizer. I’ve always wanted to try one!
(Before granting, if you don’t know what one is, google motherfucker).
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 8:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you cant get hold of anything to put in it, so you dont get the benefit of using it.
I wish I had gone to the pub last night with all my mates.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 9:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you get mugged on the way home
i wish i could live a long and happy life and die in an aerial gunfight
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 10:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, its long and happy, but the end is so terrible that you can’t remember the good parts.
I wish Jefferson hadn’t stolen most of the American Declaration of Independence from the English Declaration of Rights.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 10:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, he makes it up on the spot and the united states has no human rights or anyhting an the world sucks
ps. i don’t believe in an afterlife so i don’t care about forgetting it all and the end is an aerial gunfight, as in a freefall gunfight, that would not suck
i wish i had no homework
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 12:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you have to stay in school every day until all of your work gets done.
I wish poetry wasn’t such a big part of my English class next year.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 1:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you have to follow the program of A-Novel-A-Week, and kill yourself under the pressure.
I wish Spaghettifier believed in an afterlife.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 2:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it involves shoving a pineapple up your ass every day for all of eternity.
I wish I didn’t have to read Black Boy (although it is somewhat amusing).
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but a real black boy breaks into your house one night and rapes you.
I wish I had bought more munchies when I had the chance. Supplies running low!!!!11!!1
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 11:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you throw up all over yorself.
I wish I could get into a decent sleeping pattern. It’s 7:30 am and I still haven’t been to sleep.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2008 11:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you die in your sleep and never wake up...
I wish I could fly.
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