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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 26, 2008 11:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you get raped by a big, fat black guy named Bubba.
I wish I had a ROOR
(google)
xD
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 26, 2008 11:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you get busted for having it
(hint, it’s in his avatar)
i wish moar people had a day off today
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, everyone but your family and friends has the day off.
I wish I had eaten more turkey. It was fucking 24 lbs and by the time I got home there wasn’t anything left but bones.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 20595
Posts: 3525
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your 24 lbs. heavier
I wish I had a higher rating than half a star.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 12:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get banned for hacking the site because that is the only way in hell you’d ever have a rating above a half star.
I wish I had more room in my stomach for dinner.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 12:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s only because a tapeworm ate everything
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 20595
Posts: 3525
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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No wish! oh em gee! paradoxed!
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405475
Posts: 16488
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 9:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you both get suprise buttsecks
I wish I hadn’t ate so much today
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 10:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you are now a starving ethiopian.
I wish my remote wasn’t all the way across the room.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it’s in the next room
i wish i had made a wish before, my ass hurts now.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but that wish was for ass rape.
I wish my fucking order would ship faster.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 29427
Posts: 1799
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the item arrives in pieces.
I wish I knew what the hell was going on, I haven’t been here in a year.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your mind is blown by the sheer stupidity.
I wish McDonalds was open right now.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you know nothing else
i wish the shit in india would stop
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but shit in Egypt starts.
I wish I could stop Inb4ing people and messing up threads.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but they’re out of everything but apple pie
granted but only because people stop posting and it ruins the forum
i wish my nose wasn’t stuffy
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die of testicular cancer 3 months later.
I wish i wish i was a fish.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2008 11:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you’re a freshwater fish in the sea
i wish my brother was awake
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337
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| Posted: Nov 28, 2008 12:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he dies of complications onset by sleep deprivation.
I wish I could quit smoking.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1369304
Posts: 2207
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| Posted: Nov 28, 2008 12:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he falls asleep every two minutes unless he shoves his cock up your ass.
I wish I had a bottomless cup that would fill itself up with the beverage of my choice.
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