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AppetiteForDestruction


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Posted: Nov 28, 2008 12:44 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you pick up another vice such as gambling and gamble all your stuff away.

I still want my cup.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2683

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 3:18 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but now he makes you his bitch.

I wish I had gotten the flash drive I wanted.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Nov 28, 2008 3:23 a.m. - Subject:

Shit that was way off. Sorry guys.

Granted


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Nov 28, 2008 3:25 a.m. - Subject:

Fuck this glitchy shit and sorry for triple post. This is ridiculous.

Granted, but you lose control over what is in the cup.

Same wish.


Spaghettifier


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Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 3:46 a.m. - Subject:

granted but it’s filled with CP and you get busted

i wish i had someone to play halo 3 with


PussyLiquor


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Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22414
Posts: 3539
YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 7:55 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, It’s a girl and you eventually hook up. Then you find out she has a penis and faps to CP.

I wish I had all A’s, no matter what.


_Alle_


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Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:32 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its because you are in a school for the mentally handicapped.

I wish my girlfriend would get the fuck out of my shower. She uses up all my shit.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2683

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 9:30 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but now she always smell bad.

I wish history wasn’t so boring.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Nov 28, 2008 12:03 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but everyone else still thinks it sucks while you think its super-awesome, leading to getting the shit kicked out of you.

I wish that mentally handicapped school I am now in provided me with a wheel chair so I can do wheelies in it.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Nov 28, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, they give you a wheelchair, but for some reason the school isn’t wheelchair accessible.

I wish my fingernail wasn’t messed up.


PussyLiquor


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YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 2:13 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, you now have a simultaneous organ hemorage.

I wish my dad actually helped around the house, instead of me and my mom.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2683

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 4:15 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but he winds up screwing more up than cleaning.

I wish my mp3 wasn’t filled.


PussyLiquor


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YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:24 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, now it’s empty and your songs are all lost.

I wish I had a marine aquarium


_Alle_


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Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:26 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but because you lack the responsibility to properly care for it, everything dies, and you are out the $2,500 you spent to set it up proper.


I wish the trainees at work would quit texting me with stupid fucking questions. Note to self, give them drowning lessons.


PussyLiquor


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YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:37 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but now they call you with stupid questions. (Where do you work?)

I wish It didn’t feel like sunday.


PussyLiquor


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YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:38 p.m. - Subject:

Nemo fish? are you kidding me?


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2683

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 8:55 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, it feels like fuck KS in the ass day.

I wish kingskittles hadn’t made that post in the wrong thread.


PussyLiquor


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YIM

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 9:20 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, no, I was commenting on Eco’s comment, look above.

I wish neon tetra grew bigger than one inch, I want to combine tanks.


_Alle_


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Posts: 337

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 10:47 p.m. - Subject:

Granted. They do. Anyone who tells you anything else is an uneducated dolt who isn’t feeding properly. And nice try at slinging in some googled fish profile info to make you look like you know your shit.

I wish that kingskittles parents would have aborted him at 8.5 months for the lulz.


_Alle_


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Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 10:52 p.m. - Subject:

Granted. But zombie defiler comes back and crashes the servers while we shoot the shit on MSN just like old times.

I wish I didn’t have to get up for work at 4:45 to open tomorrow.

On that note, its bed time. Night chilluns.
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