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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2008 1:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you get up at 4:40
i wish alle (much easier to write than awkwaman, fuck, that totally defeats the purpose, does’t it) and kigskittles would keep their fight out of this thread
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2008 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they resume it in your living room.
I wish it wasn’t so late and my homework was finished.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 580131
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 12:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you get pantsed by randy fulcher.
xD
I wish i had money to fly to Amsterdam
xD
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 9764
Posts: 621
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 12:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your plane would crash.
I wish i had a 360 Drum Kit (Hell Yeah!)
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 337001
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 12:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you now suck ass at drums.
I wish I could find a decent, honest, respectable, well paying job.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 9764
Posts: 621
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 1:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your boss fires you for slacking.....
I wish i had a time machine....
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 580131
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you’re black and you get stuck in the times of negro slavery.
i wish i had moar phone credit.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1433094
Posts: 2210
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can only use it on calling me
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1433094
Posts: 2210
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wish I had a unicorn.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 54
Egg Points: 1693019
Posts: 4497
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, it spawns fairies all the time, and THEY eat human penis flesh.
I wish an antelope would rocket from zeus.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 7:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but, seeing as that makes no sense and confused the hell out of me, the antelope accidentally flies out of your ass.
I wish I knew what NOF was on.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s you mom.
I wish I wasn’t so lazy now that Christmas is coming up.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901890
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.
I wish Valo was lazy again!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now he’s too lazy to sex you up.
I wish I didn’t have to decorate for Christmas.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7298
Posts: 1953
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 1:45 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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Granted, but now you can never decorate again, as you lost the use of your body in a car accident.
I wish that when I die, I take lots of chinese people out with me. I fucking hate them.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 967288
Posts: 648
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but now they will follow you in hell and they will all ask: "You take picture please..." for all eternity...
I wish a Russian mail-order bride.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7298
Posts: 1953
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:29 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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Granted, but she arrives dead in the box.
I wish for the destruction of the world.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you must spend all of eternity floating in the dark, abysmal chaos.
I wish chaos wasn’t so dark and abysmal.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 967288
Posts: 648
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted now chaose is Pink and filled with my little pony’s...
I wish i had a rubber so i could necro the shit out of my death mail order bride..
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456517
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it breaks and you get some weird infection.
I wish for every post made in this thread, I gained a pound. And no, not lb; £.
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