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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 975276
Posts: 316
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| Posted: Sep 15, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you become closely knit with heroin induced fiends and get killed
i wish i could live fail free life
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 15, 2008 8:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your life is so fail free, everyone calls you an outcast and kills you.
I wish I wasn’t tired every morning when I wake up.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Sep 15, 2008 8:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but due to horrible circadian rythm malfunction. You are now tired every evening when you wake up.
I wish for some pepsi.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 527831
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 4:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s Pepsi Blue
I wish it was 6:54
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 9:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but your on a desert Island with no power or interwebz
I wish I had a better computer than the shitstack i’m on right now.
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 9:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have no internet.
I wish i had some better pop
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 10:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but i did a poopie in it.
I wish i had another psp
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 527831
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s bricked, has no battery, memorystick or buttons
I wish my schools computer would let me listen to music
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 1:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but all they’ll play is Michael Jackson.
I wish I inherently knew everything I need for this year in psychology.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 1:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you learn unholy things, go mad and get put in a mental home for the rest of your life,
also brjo your wish destroyer is too couter-able, I have spare batteries and memory sticks, a pandora kit to unbrick it and buttons are easily buyable from the likes of ebay.
but in accordance with this thread
I wish safetyslast would fucking talk on msn already, he’s online, but won’t respond >:(
I release the lion on him >:3
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 527831
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 2:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Who? Granted but your email account is deleted.
I wish I Cinderella songs were played nonstop everywhere at a perfect volume
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 3:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they’re actually songs from the MOVIE Cinderella.
I wish I had an 80gig mp3 player
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 21
Egg Points: 123946
Posts: 1635
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted,but the mp3 is built in to your dick.
i wish i got a infinite wishes
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 5:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but none of them come true.
I wish I had an amp to drink right now
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 5:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but in a horrible act of cliche, you become a djinn.
I wish the goblin king would take my baby brother away.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 21
Egg Points: 123946
Posts: 1635
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2008 6:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but your brother will kill you in the next day
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 17, 2008 10:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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^granted, u now don’t exist along with that wish you forgot to type
I wish an Infinite capacity raptor drive with lifetime warranty
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 29
Egg Points: 462318
Posts: 2756
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| Posted: Sep 17, 2008 11:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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Your wish is granted, but it comes preloaded with N’SYNC and Backstreet Boys mp3 files that self-replicate, making your efforts to delete them futile.
(And I did have to Google "raptor drive.")
I wish there were no religion in the world.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 17, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, only crazy cults that believe living is suffering and they murder you and most of the worlds population.
I wish I had a broken toy car.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129587
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 17, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s fi- HEY WAIT A MINUTE
I wish I had uncapped Internet.
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