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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 4:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but when you spend them you gain (about) 1200 lbs.
I wish I knew if my friends was gay or not.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7298
Posts: 1953
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 4:39 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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Granted.
You find out because he rapes you.
I wish that I could spend all of eternity floating in the dark, abysmal chaos.
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 5:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it turns out to be nothing more than Brjo’s lower intestinal tract
I wish I culd come up with an uncoruptable wish
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Normal Egg
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Posts: 1953
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 5:37 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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granted, but you get herpes and die.
I wish I knew GMT better.
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Power Egg
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Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you find out things no man should know except for GMT.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 580456
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it ends up biting you in the arse. And not in the kinky way either.
I wish I had a better gfx card.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your computer can’t handle it and crashes. (I don’t know what a gfx card is, so that was the best I could do.)
I wish I only had to celebrate Christmas once this year.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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gfx - Graphics. Gra[/b]f[/b]ix... Lol.
Granted, but it lasts an eternity, even after you die.
I wish I had Led Zeppelins jet.
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Master Egg
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Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well that sure failed.
gfx - Graphics. Grafix
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they don’t have one. They have a Zeppelin.
I wish for a better guitar.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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(adding to granted wish) It is also made of lead.
I wish for a better guitar.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the neck splits right through, due to you tightening the Truss Rod so much. It’s also a set neck, so you can’t just bolt on a new one.
And speaking of a Zeppelin, I wish I had a "Hinden-Devil" - Kinda like a "Hinden-Peter" (Watch Family Guy to know).
More or less a Blood Red Hindenburg, with devil horns and can shoot fire pretty much.
xD
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 9764
Posts: 621
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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But the Hinden-Devil catches fire and explodes... much like the Hindenberg.
I wish that DaDevil didn’t use ’XD’ so much..... I have nightmares.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the "xD" rapes you in your nightmares.... =P
xD
I wish season 8 of Scrubs would be released already!!!
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Normal Egg
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Posts: 621
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it will cost $1000 and be released with no bonus features! Mwahahaha
I wish that i didnt get payed $6.37 an hour.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you get paid 5c an hour in an Asian sweatshop.
I wish I could never get a high tolerance from weed.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2008 10:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the smoke suffocates you and you die.
I wish that, contrary to DD’s previous corruption, i never work in an asian sweatshop.
:D
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'Schlong Connery'
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AIM
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| Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, it’s an African sweatshop.
I wish my bathroom was sorted out.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but that’s because you get a neurotic OCD roommate.
i wish i could share the dead mail order bride with whoever ordered it (who was it again? cba to go back a page)
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Normal Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Dec 01, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they kill you, too, and go for the lube.
I wish the events in left4dead were factual, ’cause that would be fukin funny as hell.
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