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CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you munched on by some zombies (that game does involve zombies, right?)

I wish I could speak in front of people.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 2:45 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but they are zombies. And you get munched on.

I wish I had more volunteer hours done.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:04 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but you volunteer to get kicked in the nuts

I wish we could all get along


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:10 p.m. - Subject:

^Granted but it turns into a lemonparty around here.

I wish the hands would die IRL.


DaddySpook


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:41 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but it turns out Right_Hand is that hawt neighbour you wanna fuck.

I wish I had more alcohol.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:45 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it’s moonshine and you get busted.

I wish my family was here.


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:45 p.m. - Subject:

I have no hot neighbours.

Granted but the alcohol is rubbing alcohol for wounds.

I wish daddyspook had more liquor.


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:46 p.m. - Subject:

I never liked you skittles...


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 4:08 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but he gets drunk and tries to have his way with you.

I wish I had straight teeth.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 4:11 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but they are sharp as razors, constantly cutting your teeth.

No more wishes, wish for me.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 4:13 p.m. - Subject:

Granted.

I wish kingskittles had appendages made of wood.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 4:15 p.m. - Subject:

Granted. I get it every morning.

I wish for more wishes!


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 5:02 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, they all involve gay sex in some way.

I wish I knew more about psychology.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 8:11 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but what you learn makes you hang yourself

I wish I knew the meaning of life


DaDevil


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 8:22 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but it’s in 12 century ancient latin-chinese, Which means you have to spend the rest of your natural born life learning it to know.

I wish I had RE banning capabilities!

xD


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 8:50 p.m. - Subject:

granted but they only work on yourself

I wish I wasn’t hungry


DaDevil


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Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject:

haha nice one GMT...

Granted but your always thirsty.

I wish I had more sleep.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Dec 02, 2008 6:07 a.m. - Subject:

granted you have, but you can’t use it

I wish it would snow


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Dec 02, 2008 11:06 a.m. - Subject:

granted but it’s cold like in "the day after tomorrow" and everything freezes instantly

i wish i could willingly control the size of my penis


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Dec 02, 2008 6:38 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you break it.

I wish that no man ever had to go through breaking his penis.
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