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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7377
Posts: 1953
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 02, 2008 6:54 p.m. - Subject: ... |
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Granted, but now you have to pass a kidney stone.
I wish I knew what the hell is wrong with this movie I downloaded, and why only the audio plays in WMP, nothing in Itunes, and scratches and blips in quicktime.
The codec is supposedly Dx50...
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Dec 02, 2008 7:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you know what is wrong, but have no idea how to fix it.
I wish Futurama had never been canceled.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22414
Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 02, 2008 7:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now your favorite show is cancled.
I wish I wasn’t sick.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Dec 02, 2008 7:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now you’re horny and you have two broken wrists.
I wish my elf hat still fit.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Dec 03, 2008 1:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have a shrunken head.
I wish it will snow tomorrow, very heavily. But none of that Day After Tomorrow crap.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1039
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| Posted: Dec 03, 2008 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it won’t settle.
I wish I didn’t have a sore throat.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Dec 03, 2008 2:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but a large gay man makes you know what a sore throat really is.
I wish I knew about the Spanish-American War.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 150
Posts: 16
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| Posted: Dec 03, 2008 3:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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You do but you learned that your great grand daddy fought in the war and was a faggot
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 390461
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 12:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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great, I decide to come back in for a bit and I don’t have a wish to grant.... typical.
I wish I had some good munchies.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 3:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they give you uncontrollable diarrhea.
I wish I had my own place.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 3:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s a bum shack.
I wish my ipods didn’t keep breaking.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 3:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Cannot grant wish ipods are shit and always break.
I wish I had an ounce of weed.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 390461
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 3:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you’ve got nothing to smoke it with - no papers, no pipe, and nothing to improvise with, so you can’t smoke it.
I wish my computer hadn’t just MAJORLY fucked up.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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I could still eat it.....
Granted,It is now a mac
I wish i had enough beer to fill this
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: granted, but you’ve got nothing to smoke it with - no papers, no pipe, and nothing to improvise with, so you can’t smoke it.
Maaan. Been in that situation before. Not nice. It’s like dangling a 100$ bill on a string and not being able to catch it. Fucking painful. To sit there and stare at your beautiful stash and thinking... I cant’ smoke you!
Though, being a bong "pioneer" of some sort. I can make one out of pretty much anything. Some say it’s one of my better qualities... Lol. They calls me the "macgyver of bongs" - well. Not really, but I could be.
Anyways, time to corrupt a wish!
Granted, but gay porn fulls your hard drive. It’s un-deletable.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish i had enough beer to fill this .
Granted but it’s flat warm beer.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’d still drink it lol
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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No dude, I’m talking about flat beer - that’s been microwaved on the hottest possible setting, This shit is at boiling point.
Still wanna drink it?
....Didn’t think so. Lol
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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touche
I wish i didn’t have to go to school tommorow.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you become a bum who gives blowjobs for crack. Stay in school kids, haha. =P
I wish I had some LSD blotters. I could go for a nice nightly trip right about now. Oh woe is me.
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