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DixieNormous


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YIM

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:54 a.m. - Subject:

Granted,But you are so iff your head that you come and give me crack for a blowjob.

I wish i had some Lsd


DaDevil


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Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:14 a.m. - Subject:

You just said you’d give me a blowjob for crack... If that’s what ya into.. Lol.


Anyways, Granted but it’s mixed with rat poison. So when you take it you die.



I wish cannabis, acid (including shrooms) and opiates were legal.

=D


DixieNormous


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YIM

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:17 a.m. - Subject:

Granted me too

I wish i didn’t say stupid shit on RE whilst stoned lol

btw get on YIM


DaDevil


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Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:28 a.m. - Subject:

No wish...?


DixieNormous


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YIM

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:37 a.m. - Subject:

I wish i didn’t act stupid on Msn


DaDevil


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Posted: Dec 04, 2008 6:20 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but your now offline

I wish for a better bong.


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380684
Posts: 2683

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 1:55 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the ATF finds it and arrests you.

I wish I didn’t have an infected hair.


Coopz


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Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 416048
Posts: 6185

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 2:31 p.m. - Subject:

granted, you have no hair and everyone laughs at your strangely mishapen head.

I wishI wasn’t so bored.


DebaserInTheAss


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Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 793804
Posts: 3033

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 2:50 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but after one second of mediocre happyness you revert back to boredom.

I wish this thread would stop.
Seriously this is getting out of hand.


DixieNormous


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Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 3:15 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, GTFO if u don’t like it.

I wish weasel would stop wanking and improve the site.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2683

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:46 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but RE4 sucks horribly and no one wants to stay around.

I wish I had just one moment of mediocre happiness.


Bezerk


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Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 9764
Posts: 621

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 4:59 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you fall into an instant depression after it ends.

I wish i could be bothered making a X-mas avatar.


DaDevil


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Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:10 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but your account gets deleted for xmas pr0nz


I wish I didn’t have to go into town 2day. I want moar sleep in.


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 380684
Posts: 2683

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:34 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you sleep and have nightmares.

I wish Christmas was here now.


Bezerk


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Egg Points: 9764
Posts: 621

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 5:38 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but you skip something very important.


I wish that n0f was back in Melbourne


commandpromt


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Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 4907
Posts: 84

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 9:35 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but you get AIDs from your dad and have to suck your gay uncle for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had anti-AIDs.


_Alle_


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Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 2103
Posts: 337

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 9:43 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but your immune system crashes and you succumb to all sexually transmitted diseases when you fuck that hooker.


I wish the average age of REtards was above 12.


GrandMastaThief


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Member Lvl: 81
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Posts: 16501
AIM YIM

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 9:46 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but they are no all 60+

I wish that this thread lives forever


DaDevil


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Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 9:51 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but you die the very next day...


I wish I had another "Mother" - those drinks kick ass. Had 3 today. 2 within the hour.

xD


Bezerk


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Posts: 621

Posted: Dec 04, 2008 9:55 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but this one is SUPER mother, you die from over stimulation.

I wish that i had my own private plane to fly wherever i want.
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