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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 10:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it gets hijacked by terrorists and crashes into a building of some sort. Much like the 9/11 attacks. Your in it too...
I wish I wasn’t so damn tired... I’ve had 3 mothers and I feel tired as fuck but I can’t go to sleep. Too much stimulation... Lol
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5633
Posts: 994
YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 10:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted,but you get insomnia.
I wish i was Hughh Heffner....lucky bastard.
oh and DaDevil Monster is way better turns ur pee different colours
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Normal Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Dec 04, 2008 10:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hugh*
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 8:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you can only choose to have one of those wishes and you go insane and kill yourself from being unable to decide.
I wish i had some cough medicine to get rid of all the phlegm i keep coghing up today, i could have filled a bucket by now.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 8:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now the phlem is no longer coming out, it’s filling up your lungs.
I wish my feet weren’t so cold.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 8:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you OD on the cough medicine
i wish people would answer phones
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 8:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, now you can’t feel them
same wish
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 535280
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 1:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but only for gay phonesex.
I wish I wasn’t a failure.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 1:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you die in a freak accident.
I wish I had louder speakers.
Inb4 you go deaf I have the crappiest hearing ever anyway.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 535280
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 2:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the wires spark and burn down your house.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
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Posts: 900
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 3:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s all the christmas shopping forever and you end up giving someone an ipod nano in the days of 3d hologram ipods and get called a loser which causes your self esteem to crash followed by suicide
i wish this holiday didn’t suck teh cock
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 8:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you do.
I wish my anti-virus wasn’t about to expire.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 05, 2008 10:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you do.
i wish more people were awake at this hour
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 535280
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Dec 06, 2008 7:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you aren’t awake.
I wish I could get a ride to the store tomorrow.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 1:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but I’m dead.
I wish i wasn’t dead
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 1:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you come back as a vampire, but not a cool vampire like in blade but a gay one like in twilight
i wish we lived on a halo shaped planet so there would be no timezones
(if its axis of rotation is not in the middle but across the halo and it s axis of revolution is coming from the middle)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 7:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but a halo-like planet has no tides and the oceans are fucked up.
I wish I had time to read my book.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 8:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but that time is taken out of your fapping time
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 9:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you wish to disapear and so you have
I wish twlight hadn’t sucked
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 2:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but that removes the vampires from the story. (Haha get it? Vampires suck your blood. lolololol).
I wish my old laptop would work again.
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