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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 10:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Its a book by Nietzsche.
Granted, it begins raining frozen water.
I wish I knew what my mother wants for Christmas.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Dec 15, 2008 12:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, she wants to rape you.
I wish I had more chocomallow pop tarts
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 535280
Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Dec 15, 2008 1:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but for some odd reason they taste like cum.
I wish I understood what an asymptote is.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 80
Egg Points: 2695003
Posts: 16478
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Dec 15, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but that’s all you do know
I wish it was Armegedon
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 11
Egg Points: 196092
Posts: 2492
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| Posted: Dec 15, 2008 3:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!
Granted, but once you understand what an asymptote is, you accidentally find out the meaning of life as well, can’t deal with it, and have to kill yourself.
I wish I didn’t have to study in order to pass my finals
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
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Posts: 2677
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| Posted: Dec 15, 2008 7:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its only because you are in all "special" classes.
I wish I had some D batteries.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but they’re cheap shitty chinese ones that overload the butt dildo you want to put them in and rupture your rectum so after life saving surgery you have to shit through the end of your dick for the rest of your life.
I wish i had a cd-r to spare so i can install xubuntu on this comp to hopefully speed it up.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
Egg Points: 1289866
Posts: 1453
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the CD-R is all scratched and un-readable.
I wish school could finish sooner.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you don’t do your GCSE exams so you have no qualifications and doomed to bow down to Mcdonalds and pick up dogshit for the rest of your life.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you don’t do your GCSE exams so you have no qualifications and doomed to bow down to Mcdonalds and pick up dogshit for the rest of your life.
I wish i had a cd repairer
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the CD repairer was covered in anthrax, and you contracted it, only to die a painful death over the course of 2 months.
I wish I had a new 1.5TB HDD.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, every bit of it gets full of viruses that can be removed because there’s no room for formatting software and any other drive it has access to gets filled as well.
I wish i was immune to anthrax
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
AIM
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but all the gigabytes cause a massive house fire in your house and all your shit burn up along with your family and 4 of your closest friends.
I wish I could poop on the go with no need to wipe and the shit wouldn’t contact any part of my body or clothing.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
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Posts: 1453
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you instantly get AIDS.
I wish I had more money to buy Christmas Gifts and Pot.
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
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Posts: 13584
AIM
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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FUCK CHAOS ANUS.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
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Posts: 1453
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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ATL is 2 posts late, pregnancy test time.
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Power Egg
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Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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i wish i could poop money
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.
I wish i could shit Naan Bread, Tasty.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I had more money to buy Christmas Gifts and Pot.
granted but you can only spend that money on those gifts and pot for me.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but its shit pot and is laced with rat poison, you die of bronchitis 7 months later.
I wish my royal python would feed outside of her viv.
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