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ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:24 a.m. - Subject:

granted but she gets into thread approval fish’s tank and it’s him.

i wish the money i shat was sterling pounds and not rupees


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:25 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the rupees are counterfeit and the injins put you to death for such a crime.

I wish I had some bourbon creams, there delicious.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:33 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but they’re filled with my ’cream’

I wish i had a laser sight for my rifle.


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:34 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, The laser is an infra-red beam, invisible to humans eyes.

I wish i has Dreadlocks instead of a skinhead.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:35 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but you turn into a nigga as a price.

i wish the scope on said rifle could detect IR


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:36 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, the scope breaks the next day.

I wish i could have a de-negroplasty.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:37 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you look even scarier than michael jackson and your face goes squidgy in the sun


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:38 a.m. - Subject:

^i wish i remembered to make a wish for the last comment


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but you spelt everything wrong and it turned out Toasty was a grammar nazi and 90 day’d yo ass.

I wish I had enough EP to upgrade to level 30.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:41 a.m. - Subject:

granted but they came from your real pounds which have dropped in value so much that 1ep =£1m

I wish i had £1m


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:42 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its all in pennies.

I wish My uncle had bought the Judas Priest & Megadeth tickets... :’(


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:43 a.m. - Subject:

granted but it’s in a seating theatre where no food and drink is allowed and it’s full of old people.

I wish i could think of a wish


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:45 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, (Full of old people like all good JP concerts :D.) But its a really Homosexual wish and i cums true all over your face.

I wish i had a new HDD/DVD camcorder for when i go to Germany and Poland. (There will be an egg on Auscwitz btw.)


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:48 a.m. - Subject:

granted but it has such a loud hdd it wakes up the dead jews and they all turn the world into the undead

I wish i had a magical infinite capacity hdd that was immune to viruses


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:49 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, (its called Linux) But it burns out after 4 hours.

I wish i could bring back a jew skull like yellow snow.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:51 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you get haunted by it’s owner forever even when you give me the skull in hope to get rid of it.

I wish i had some more chawklit


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:52 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its white chocolate which IMO is shit.

I wish i could of understood Chawklit, the first time i read it.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:54 a.m. - Subject:

granted but i get it before you can sabotage it so you fail at ruining wishes

I wish this thread would die already


-UK-


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:55 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but "our" page is deleted in the process.

I wish our page was as epic as I was expecting...


AtlJoker


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Posted: Dec 16, 2008 11:19 a.m. - Subject:

Britfags being fags.
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