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ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 17, 2008 1:39 p.m. - Subject:

granted but it’s dial-up

I wish I could have dual crossfire 2XHD 4850 cards


Tyrant


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Posted: Sep 17, 2008 2:04 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you have a 700 mhz processor and 128mb of RAM.

I wish I always smelled good.


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 2:37 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but the mosquitos won’t leave you alone because of your scent.

I wish the U.S. government would fix itself.


igloo_


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Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but McCain gets elected and it gets borked again.
I wish I had a week off school


AtlJoker


'Eggo Rapo'

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Posted: Sep 17, 2008 4:29 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it’s because it’s your last week of living.

I wish I knew how to syphon gas.


-SKIT-


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Posts: 1636
AIM YIM

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 4:33 p.m. - Subject:

granted but you dont have a brain to think.

i wish this game will end


The__Overlord


'of the Universe'
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Member Lvl: 86
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Posts: 8873

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 5:20 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but then I posted.

I wish everyone could do calculus.


I_Nap_Often


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Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 1594
Posts: 519

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 6:18 p.m. - Subject:

But then the calculus kings would have nothing to brag about.


I_Nap_Often


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Egg Points: 1594
Posts: 519

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 6:19 p.m. - Subject:

I wish I loved cheesey fries.


ChaosMaestro


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Posts: 1039

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 10:03 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you hate everything else and eat them till you explode
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700 mhz processor and 128mb of RAM.

lulz tyrant that is roughly the spec of the shitty win2k comp i’m using now, that wish refered to the comp i’m bulding.

I wish my bike had a fusion engine so it could run on water.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 18, 2008 10:19 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you were piloted by Colin Mcrae

I wish I had four arms so i could type faster.


trouble-6990


'Fucked up'

Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 10:32 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but they are only 2 inchs long


I wish ppl would stay the hell out of my room.


ChaosMaestro


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Posts: 1039

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 11:07 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you can never leave, not even for food, drink or the bathroom

I wish I had a better webcam


Salamanderhead


'#1 CakeFarter'

Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 495056
Posts: 10322

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 11:43 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
I wish I had a better webcam

Granted, but it live streams 24/7, everything you do, directly to your parents. (Masterbation)

I wish my computer keyboard had a button for the symbol prince changed his name to.


DebaserInTheAss


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Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 793804
Posts: 3033

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 11:55 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the key is made from shit.

I wish RE4 would come out.


Salamanderhead


'#1 CakeFarter'

Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 495056
Posts: 10322

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 12:17 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
I wish RE4 would come out.

HTTP Error 404- File or Directory not found


ChaosMaestro


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Egg Points: 66094
Posts: 1039

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 12:26 p.m. - Subject:

granted but, oh who cares

I wish i could think of more wishes


DebaserInTheAss


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Egg Points: 793804
Posts: 3033

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 1:43 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but as a side effect you get 8 dicks on your back.

I wish I had 8 dicks on my back.


AtlJoker


'Eggo Rapo'

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Posted: Sep 18, 2008 2:56 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but they are all horse cocks that continusiouly anal you at once. Octa-penatration.

I wish I didn’t have a headache.


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 8:40 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but you’re decapitated and can’t feel anything.

I wish I knew what the hell happened with RE. (I logged on for the first time and everything has changed.
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