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ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 6:48 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but you do as well

I wish I had more hash for my cake.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 9:27 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but you burn the cake and the smoke fills your house-wait, would that really be a bad thing?

I wish today wasn’t Sunday.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 10:41 a.m. - Subject:

granted, it’s saturday

I wish I had another 1gb of RAM


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 10:42 a.m. - Subject:

OH SHIT I ment it’s monday^^


Dodge


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 11:11 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it’s in the form of 8 128Mb sticks.

I wish I had a Martin Jetpack.


Tyrant


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:26 p.m. - Subject:

Granted; you crash and die.

I wish I’d finished all of my coursework.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:32 p.m. - Subject:

granted, you get it all wrong though

soz but I have to say this
Quote:
I wish I had a Martin Jetpack.

granted, but you must wear it upside-down.

I wish my CPU alarm would shutup


Tyrant


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject:

’soz’ lol m8

Granted, your CPU fries.
I wish I may, wish I might.


Dodge


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:40 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you don’t.

I wish I had an AI robotic car (like KITT)...


Bungledonk


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:47 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its got free will and it will never do anything for you.

I wish you could have a good day. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? CAN YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY?


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:51 p.m. - Subject:

granted, have a nice day

i wish I had some pie


DannoTheManno


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the pie is made from turds.

I wish I could plant trees.


Doopliss


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 3:34 p.m. - Subject:

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I wish I could plant trees.


Granted, but the trees are baobabs like in the story "Le Petit Prince", and they eventually grow to be so big that they grow throughout your entire city, crushing anything that lies in their path.

I now wish that I was at the Lagwagon/MxPx show instead of here. I’ll wait until Lagwagon comes back.

I really wish that I get hired at Blockbuster soon.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Sep 21, 2008 8:58 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but your job is to view the gay porn

I wish that the world was filled with peace


Blackaura


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Posts: 2171

Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:24 a.m. - Subject:

Granted buy they all turn into hippies and you get outcasted.

I wish I had a new Xbox


Chippy_Whippy


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Posts: 1309

Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:46 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but you become a game nerd and never get a dick in you.

i wish i had a never ending orgasm.


Blackaura


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Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:51 a.m. - Subject:

Granted. But you get the curse of the "orgasm" face.. and no one wants that

I wish I had my own Masterchief costume.


DaDevil


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Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:56 a.m. - Subject:

granted but you have to wear it everywhere for the rest of your life, even in situations such as funerals, weddings, job interviews, etc.

I wish I had a kick ass guitar and amp rig!

xD


Blackaura


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Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:59 a.m. - Subject:

Granted. But it blows up.

I wish for sex when ever I want it


DaDevil


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Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:01 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the feeling of having orgasms is replaced with huge stabbing pains.

i wish for an even better kick ass computer!

xD
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