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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 6:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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sT0p takL1ng bout sko0lz.....
make me head hurt...its summer.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 47929
Posts: 1565
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 8:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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Tell us more adventuras, Grunter, por favor, no ay nada que ser in mi casa.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 25177
Posts: 1385
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 8:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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Theres nothin to do in your house?
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
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AIM
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 8:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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i either sleep or i play with my calculator or something.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 2879
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 8:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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i throw shit and try to get it stuck on lamps
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 17
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AIM
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 8:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Get a blow job
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
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Posts: 1382
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 9:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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I doodle, shoot hornets, make snappy-ass remarks at anyone, and read. One time I asked the teacher if I said she could talk, and I got detention.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 9:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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last year i failed algebra (that class was actually hard and i did try to pass this one) writing and english (i just didnt do any of the projects or write any poems) and spanish because i was always writing the quote from pulp fiction in my spanish book "ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?" and i would write all my answers and english and they wouldnt have anything to do with the question.
but what i do is i usually make fun of this russian kid in my class, or any other ugly people because my school is filled with them. Theres about 2 sexy girls in my grade and about 6 in the whole high school, its just sad. Its so bad theres a girl with a mullet, and when i see her i got "TEH MULLET GOOOO!"
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 9:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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last year i failed algebra (that class was actually hard and i did try to pass this one) writing and english (i just didnt do any of the projects or write any poems) and spanish because i was always writing the quote from pulp fiction in my spanish book "ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?" and i would write all my answers and english and they wouldnt have anything to do with the question.
but what i do is i usually make fun of this russian kid in my class, or any other ugly people because my school is filled with them. Theres about 2 sexy girls in my grade and about 6 in the whole high school, its just sad. Its so bad theres a girl with a mullet, and when i see her i say "TEH MULLET GOOOO!"
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 2671
Posts: 2184
AIM
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 9:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: When pissing at school. Does anyone aim for the toilet, or piss everywhere else?
theres this hole in the wall at my school bathroom, normally i piss into that, and it leaks into the school library.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 14223
Posts: 448
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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i am without a doubt positive my spanish teacher has AIDS (skinny as shit), once she showed us a slide show of when she went to Paraguay (why the fuck do we care) and she told us how the Paraguayan rapists made fun of her in a variation of spanish she didn’t understand.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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Posts: 1928
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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At school I would do a bunch of different shit. In Grade 10 I actually passed with flying colours because I did my work and stuff and I rarely skipped. Grade 11 came around and my mom died 1 week before school started but I still went and had the worst fucking year of my life, I failed every course. Grade 11 came the next year and I was in a new school, I skipped half my classes to smoke pot, suspended, or just didn’t feel like going. I got 1.5 credits that year. Grade 12 came around and I was in a different school again. This school accepted my private school credits, which is the only reason why I got into Grade 12. I did fairly good the first semester because I liked my classes but I skipped most of my classes the second semester for numerous reasons.
My computer class teacher got me kicked off the school computers for "hacking" and then asked me to hack something of his a few months later; I just fucked his comp up so that he couldn’t use it. I almost threw a Mac out the window one day but it had a durable screen on it, so it didn’t go out. School was fun, my first girlfriend in Grade 12 grew her own weed so we always went to smoke that. I hated school but there were still a few things that I would have liked to do.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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spanish is so fucking boring. I don’t know if it’s the teacher or my unwillingness to pay attention. ever it is im now a year behind in spanish. I usually spend my days asking to go to the bathroom. Once i get out of the room i just walk down the halls for 15 minutes looking for people or something to do.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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hackey sack
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: When pissing at school. Does anyone aim for the toilet, or piss everywhere else?
The floor.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have school in a few minutes. Also on that same day I had the ass explosion (Read first page) We got some guy to throw a hockey ball at a seagull and it completely fucked its wing. It was broken in several places It was really funny at first but then you realised it was fucked up really bad then it wasnt funny, then you saw how guilty the guy who did it looked then it was funny again.
Theres this loser in my maths class who is autistic or something and doesnt shut up and always says, "This is too easy!" over and over and it gets fucking annoying, he also tells people bullshit like his parents own the best house in tauranga (A holiday town) and all this other crap. One day he said, "I find everything easy" and I was about to say, "Do you find making friends easy?" but I didn’t because he always narks on people for the smallest things.
I have physics last period today so I’ll try get some funny responses from her and get that list of shit she says.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
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Posts: 1905
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Gunter where do you live?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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I talk to people, do my work, and sleep
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol grunter, there was a guy in my math class that did that exact same thing lol, his names danny and he sounds like he has a plugged nose all the time and I can hardly understand him.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^^^ I had this jerk off asian kid who would always laugh when someone asked a question. He is a serious douche. I like to just zone out, it’s really relaxing and you can think about what you want. When I "zone Out", I usually dont hear the teacher or whas going on, then when they ask me a question I like to piss them off and act like ive never been in the class before.
Pissing-- yes, i usually piss on a variety of things just for the hell of it.
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