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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well my crapiest thing would be... nothing, cuz I’ve never been trick or treating ;((
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Well my crapiest thing would be... nothing, cuz I’ve never been trick or treating ;((
I’ll leave a treat for you...in your mouth..
HINT: It’s semen
Animal Semen
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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My virginity.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 7:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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some lady gave me a coloring book 2day =[
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 7:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I never had any faggots around here who were too pussy to give out candy.
Thats cause they know if the mexican kids who go back to their parents vans say that they didnt get candy, the mexican parents’ll kick some ass.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 7:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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One time me and my friend were trick-or-treating, we were about 11, and some old lady gave me a bar of soap from Super 8 (the really small ones that are free) and my friend a religious birthday card.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 7:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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If anyone had given me a Bible, I would have squirted charcoal lighter fluid into their Jack-O-Lantern and thrown the Bible into it, where the candle would have ignited both, for at least three years afterward. No more pumpkin, no more Bible!
There were a number of cheaply-built houses not far from mine, and they all had cheap doorbell buttons at the front door. I could squeeze the aluminum housing that held the doorbell button, and it would pop off the wall. Then, I could pull it off the wall, breaking the low-voltage wires. I did that to several houses.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 7:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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I remember talking about this last year...
Some old chinese guy gave me cough drops and some lady gave me coupons to McDonnalds. I bet she got those coupons for working there.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 8:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got a bag with 4 pennies in it
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 8:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think the lousiest thing I ever got was accidental. A really old lady gave me a mini candy bar, and when I took it out of the bag shortly after, it was crawling with ants. That sucked pretty bad.
I like giving out randomly odd things, like pop tarts, frozen peas, AOL CDs, Chop sticks... Stuff like that. I lol later.... :-D
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 8:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wouldn’t mind getting some pop tarts.
The worse thing I ever recieved was a fucking pencil.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 10:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Worst thing for me would have to be 2 packets of SMINT LOLLIES, Nice huh?
I started eating some and they were 2 fucking years expired!!!, And the people that gave it were fucking GINGERS!
Best thing i got was $50...... I found it on the floor when walking to a house.
All this happened yesterday.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 10:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got dog shit in my spine.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 11:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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A sweet potato
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 12:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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some rich guy gave out ps2 games one time.i got call of duty i think
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 12:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Reminds me of this guy, I asked him for the candies
and the lazy fuck was playing PS2,(or 3)
And said, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A COSTUME.
FUCKING BITCH.
I spat doritos at his window, and pulled out his newspaper and chucked it on his lawn.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 10:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 11:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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hey bitch, i like chiclets
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 11:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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I can’t recall anything really bad that I’ve ever gotten myself, but one time I did get home early from trick-or-treating and started handing out ice cubes rapped in cheese. You have to be slick to pull that off though.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2007 11:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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1) Toothbrush
2) Ziplock of self popped popcorn
3) Apples
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