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Posted: Feb 05, 2008 1:05 p.m. - Subject:
he doesn’t need a system cleaner... he took three hits 5 days ago, and still has a few days until his test... he barely had any THC in his system at the start, and i’m sure most, if not all, of it is gone at this point...
most likely it’s a piss test, so, you have nothing to worry about...
and if you’re still worried, water will work, and in your case, no money needs to be spent on anything special to clear your system... just drink lots of water up until the test and during the test...
whoever said to piss in the cup mid-stream was also correct
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Posted: Feb 05, 2008 7:39 p.m. - Subject:
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By the way, Niacin does not help you to pass drug tests. You will hear a lot of people saying it does and that they have done it before (which is probably true), but it’s just an urban legend.
Quoted for truth, niacin clean outs your blood, it will help with a blood drug test, however that is all.
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Posted: Feb 05, 2008 8:06 p.m. - Subject:
Ahh, a subject in which I have a decent expertise. I have passed drug tests in a few different ways.. First, let’s clear up the lies.
Niacin does not aid in defeating drug tests. Nothing. Doesn’t dilute, doesn’t clear, nothing. Avoid, because it can possibly give a false positive in large amounts.
Cranberry juice does assist, but it does not clear you out. But, that’s what cranberry juice is supposed to do. Take some, don’t overdo it.
Okay, some truth...
Recently I was shipped to Indiana for my job. My entire crew had to take a piss test the morning of departure. Three guys used someone else’s piss, they passed. One chugged water like a mo’fucka, and he passed (he doesn’t smoke often though). I passed by drinking three glasses of water before I went to bed, and then a half-bottle of this shit called Q-Carbo when I woke up. The youngest fella on the crew drank at least two gallons of water in the 18 hours leading up to the test, a gallon of cranberry juice the night before, and some stuff similar to Q-Carbo at 6:30 a.m the morning of the test. As the kids say on here, fail.
People keep mentioning energy drinks. The Q-Carbo has 130 mg of Vitamin C, NOS Energy Drink has 120 mg. Vitamin C is very helpful in clearing a system out. I’ve known people who have passed drug tests strictly by drinking energy drinks. The main benefit of energy drinks is the quickened heart rate, burst of energy, the ’burning calories sitting still’ feeling. THC is stored in the fat cells of the body, so if you were to drink a few NOS’s or whatever your choice and then go for a jog or play basketball or something, you will pass.
Uhm, I just got some White Widow-crossed shit, so I’m not thinking clearly..
I’ve also passed by taking a shot glass of household bleach followed quickly by a 2-liter of water. Not recommended, but a last-resort possibility.
My suggestion: Drink a few energy drinks, go have fun as kids do, wake up in the morning and drink two glasses of water, piss a few times, and go take your test. If you do not smoke any more between last Friday and the day of your test, I personally guarantee you will pass.
I will try to look up this huge article I found about passing drug tests. It’s massive, something that Fcuk would get into. Not for the part-time pothead. Good luck, and remember to check out NORML for other great ideas on the legalities of marijuana.
another method i heard was take a normal glass of water and fill it up just bout to the rim, then take a cap full of bleach and stir it in the water and drink it 15 minutes before your piss test. not sure if it works, not gonna take the chance.
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Posted: Feb 06, 2008 12:30 a.m. - Subject:
Yes, three hits are likely to show up on a drug test. If you’re going to do the water thing, I recommend also drinking dark liquids VERY frequently so your urine doesn’t appear diluted. Even with that, you’re probably still boned because anybody who knows what they’re doing will be able to tell if you’ve diluted your urine. With only a few days before your test, there’s not much you can do. Cranberry juice is supposed to help, but I recommend mixing it with other juices, because that shit is nasty on its own.
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Posted: Feb 06, 2008 9:15 a.m. - Subject:
He said he only had a few days in the first post, didn’t he?
And THC hangs around for a long time. It depends on your size and body fat percentage, but it can be anywhere from two weeks to two months. If you’re a real fatty, it can be even longer than that.
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Posted: Feb 06, 2008 9:57 a.m. - Subject:
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He said he only had a few days in the first post, didn’t he?
And THC hangs around for a long time. It depends on your size and body fat percentage, but it can be anywhere from two weeks to two months. If you’re a real fatty, it can be even longer than that.
That’s untrue. THC does hang around for quite a long time, but the most it will stay around for is 30 days, at the most, and that is if you are smoking at least a gram or more a day, which he said he didn’t. At most man It will be in you for two weeks. And you say drink a lot of dark liquids, there is an easier way to manipulate the color of your urine, just buy some vitamin b-12 from walmart for like a buck, take about 4 or 5 an hour or two before your test and you’ll be good.
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Posted: Feb 06, 2008 1:41 p.m. - Subject:
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That’s untrue. THC does hang around for quite a long time, but the most it will stay around for is 30 days, at the most, and that is if you are smoking at least a gram or more a day, which he said he didn’t. At most man It will be in you for two weeks. And you say drink a lot of dark liquids, there is an easier way to manipulate the color of your urine, just buy some vitamin b-12 from walmart for like a buck, take about 4 or 5 an hour or two before your test and you’ll be good.
THC is fat-soluble. On average, if you’re not trying to get rid of it with anything other than time, THC will take between two weeks and 30 days to leave your system. However, if you have a high body fat content, and you are a frequent smoker, it CAN take longer than that for the THC to leave the fat cells to an extent that the presence of THC will not be detected. I know for a fact this information is correct. I personally know someone who got nailed on a drug test two months after he quit smoking. He was about 220 pounds, and we’ll just say that he wasn’t physically active. Dude quit smoking, waited two months, tested, and pissed dirty. Lucky for him it was his first test, so they didn’t do anything about it (the probation system he’s in will excuse a dirty test on your intake date).
