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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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In a weird kind of way i don’t blame you for wanting to get a blowjob; its just a guys nature.
But you’re girlfriend is a stupid whore.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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Many lulz were produced reading this thread.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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is it her first BJ? besure she knows not to press down too hard and not to use her teeth
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Give her a whack across the face, why the fuck would you do it at school?
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: In a weird kind of way i don’t blame you for wanting to get a blowjob; its just a guys nature.
But you’re girlfriend is a stupid whore.
They’re both stupid whores. If you really believe your own statement, perhaps you should get off the internet and go make sammiches for all the males in your life.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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she isn’t a whore, she is his gf....couples do stuff like that
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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/syphilis
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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don’t be hating cause he is getting head...only get jealous if she decideds to go doggie instead
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: lol my first BJ was funny cause she didn’t know what she was doing and nearly choked cause she wasn’t ready
You fucking pedophile
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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how so? she was 18 and I was 19
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Splooging in the eye is always fun.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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you were 19 when you got your first blow job? Hell i was in 8th grade, Either 14 or 15 years old. I also had sex in 8th grade.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Naughty naughty.
19 is pretty old... but at least you still got one lol.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Here you’ll probably need these to practice with. I didn’t know RE was a porn site?
Look Out! Click and be warned, porn ahead!
http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/377792-images.html
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol i don’t think that was needed.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Technically, its censored. so its not porn.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think i just shit myself laughing at this thread! =D
first some kid is BRAGGING about a blowjob,
then GMT comes in and admits he got no action till he was NINETEEN!
=D
I LOVE YOU RE!
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Heh. I remember my first one of those...damn, that was years ago. I did the math, and I think I got over 300 hummers just from that one girl in the 2.5 years we were together. Good times.
Anyway, good luck with that, buddy. Just don’t get caught. Public places can be fun, but if you get busted, you’re fucked, and not in a good way.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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The above is so very obviously a virgin =D
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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thats exactly what i was thinkinh maxwell
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