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'The Overlord'
Member Lvl: 73
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Po, are you telling us you’ve never painted before? If so, dude, you need a scholarship to an art school because your work is outstanding.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 1822538
Posts: 7552
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, I’ve wasted art supplies at school trying to copy Blue Poles but I’ve never painted a proper picture. Lots of people tell me I should go to some art college. I’d rather just be a painting bum who sells doodles for beer. That sounds naughty, hahahaha.
When I put my mind to something I really want to do I do it exceptionally well. Problem is I get bored quickly, so next month it’ll probably be a new hobby, hahaha. But it all stays there in my head. Like riding a bike...
I drew this about 3 years ago (censored because Photobucket is bitchy and deleted it last time).
But I like painting way better than drawing. It takes a lot less time and effort and you don’t smudge what you just drew and get a grey hand.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
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| Posted: Apr 11, 2008 12:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Frame that painting up nicely and I’ll offer you $1500.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 11, 2008 1:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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You’ll offer $1500 or you’ll pay $1500?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 11, 2008 3:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll offer you but not buy.
Did you actually think I had that kind of money on hand?
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 336
Posts: 1625
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| Posted: Apr 11, 2008 6:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Your skill is.... Boner inducing.
You’re very good at painting and drawing oP. =]
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 2
Egg Points: 104
Posts: 147
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| Posted: Apr 11, 2008 5:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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have you ever considered a career as a drawn-pornography artist?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 536030
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YIM
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| Posted: Apr 12, 2008 7:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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I must say! I play guitar! But alas, I’m not a funnel. =(
But! You did manage to paint a nice Semi-hollow body Gibson style guitar, or something around the lines of an Epiphone Sheraton with a natural blonde finish. Alas the "F" holes were missed, no drama.
Excellent painting, and drawing of the B&W nudity. Thats going in my 50’s collection. All I need now, IS a 1950’s collection to begin with.
Live long and prosper with excellent skills there, Po!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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| Posted: Apr 12, 2008 8:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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You’re good. It is a Sheraton. I didn’t include the fag-holes because I’m a man.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 13, 2008 1:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Someone offered me $30 for the painting. Score! I’ll be a professional artist!
My mother asked if she could cut up Azn Slut for dinner tonight. Poor poor Azn Slut will be delicious.
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Apr 13, 2008 2:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Someone offered me $30 for the painting. Score! I’ll be a professional artist!
Now I wanna buy a Sheraton. I was messing about with a tobbaco finish Sheraton in a guitar shop a week or two back and I must say it gives the ES335 a run for its money with its Alvin/Stevie rich bluesy/rock/jazzy tone. I’ve already got a hard rock beast, and a soon to be shred machine (which I’m making in Woodwork), now I think its only fair I get a blues/jazz rig.
:D
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 1:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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I painted another one but fucked half of it up so I blocked it out. I really like the house. My second painting:
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Power Egg
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BLOCKED, EXPIRES Jul 08, 2008
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Not bad Po, but the funnel playing a guitar is better. Draw monir and send it to him and he will reward us with RE4
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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He won’t reward no one with nothin’! Ohohoh, was that a double negative? He’ll reward us all with everything! Yes! I’ll do it! What’s his home address?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Just look up suspected 9/11 terrorists
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