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Power Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 12:20 a.m. - Subject:
I don’t know how to compare my own sexual appetite to "most." It’s there, and that’s that. If I didn’t have any sexual appetite, then I’d know it was less than most. But that’s not the case.
I guess I can tie this into a more recent rage. Think of the dimwitted girls in the earlier posts. In ten years, they’ll be fifty pounds heavier, divorced, with little fatherless children at their feet, and wondering what happened to their youth.
Then there’s the manufactured controversy with Miley Cyrus’ bare back in a photograph. Get a clue: It’s a naked back; IT’S NOT SEXUAL to any man older than 14. You’d see more skin if she were weaing a two piece bathing suit. Granted, the Kool Aid stain lipstick smear on her face makes for a truly repulsive photo.
Then comes all the attention from the same assholes who brought you the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen eighteenth birthday countdown timer. Yes, I know young female celebretards remind you of young Susie Sugartits from the seventh grade, who, despite her youthful beauty and innocence, wouldn’t have spit on you if you were on fire. All through high school, she hardly knew you existed. But she was great masturbation material. And here comes a young celebretard with her naked back exposed, and the old feelings come back.
Face it. If you’re done with high school, you’ve had all the afterschool sex you’ll ever have. Time to move on. Older chicks put out more, anyway.
Notice these losers lose interest in these girls once they reach adulthood, and they realize the celebretard women wouldn’t have anything to do with them as adults, either. For instance:
Britney Spears at seventeen, proclaiming to the press she’s still a virgin: Fap fap fap fap... I need more hand lotion, please!
Britney Spears at twenty-whatever, fifty pounds heavier, divorced, with young children at her feet: Do not want!
I guess Disney was hoping for a couple more years of profits from young Miley before they have to replace her.
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Posted: May 04, 2008 12:28 a.m. - Subject:
If I had a newspaper or magazine, I would hire you to write and I would pay you handsomely. In fact, weasel should split his profits with you. Best content I’ve seen all year.
Power Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 1:44 a.m. - Subject:
It really grinds my gears when people complain that they get hit on the side of the pit.
I also get into serious rages when people drive 10 mph below the speed limit, dont use their turn signals, talk on their cellphones while driving and run stop signs and proceed to look at me like IM retarded when i take my turn, ugly bitches that hang out windows and say more retarded shit and think they’re cute for doing it, college dudes in St. Patty’s t-shirts who make fag jokes at the DDR machine, people on myspace that post bulletins about their 51k friend requests and vegetarian/vegan pro bullshit, pro anorexia websites, people who bitch about school because writing on paper is too difficult for them to do, people who argue back no matter how wrong they are and continue the arguement for longer than 2 minutes, people with impractical ideas on ANYTHING in general (gas money is a biggie for me).
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Generally, they were drunk, so I’d make sure they got heaps of onions with their order. Those don’t mix with alcohol well, and cause nasty gastrointestinal effects
Power Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 5:02 a.m. - Subject:
There’s one huge slut in my class who makes me rage nearly every day.
When she was 13 she’d go to all these parties in the neighboring county and fuck a load of guys drunk (her starter was getting RAPED by 3 guys in one night). She said that it’s best when you don’t know them because "There’s no strings attatched". That’s like, the whoriest thing ever anywhere EVER.
A few examples:
She put up her hand in English and asked what ’literature’ was.
I got her to believe that daises could give you cancer to stop her making a daisy chain. She believed me with a bit of persuasion as she questioned why they’d let them grow on school grounds to which replied "It’s a recent discovery, you can’t just expect all the daises in the world to just VANISH."
In Geography we were being taught about Slash ’n’ Burn farmers in Brazil. This lesson we were taught about ’humus’ which is the layer of debris on the ground from trees above. And this girl said out loud as a valid question "Eeeew, so you dip food in stuff from rain-forests?"
I was on webcam to her (despite how I rage when I talk to her, she’s nice to me, so we’re friends... kind of) and she started drinking. I was doing other shit, and I checked back on the webcam about 15 minutes later and she was in her bra and underwear. She was playing strip poker online and forgot she was still on webcam with me. Screenshots were taken and her reputation at school plummeted. I lol’d.
I’m pretty sure she’s just too dumb to hate me because if it weren’t for me nobody would know about her fucking a load of guys or playing strip poker. Before everyone thought she was a good ditzy girl, but now everyone knows that she’s just a raging idiot who only fucks guys she doesn’t know.
These are the screen shots:
Last year in Biology, the teacher was talking about Iceland for some reason, and some black chick was all like "Are there many African Americans in Iceland?" I decided to keep quiet, as my role in that class was kid-who-doesn’t-talk-and-might-blow-up-the-school, but I could feel an aneurysm a-coming. If they’re in Iceland, they aren’t African American, just say black you idiot.
Oh, and about a week ago, some fat white chick who feels the need to act and dress like something out of a BET video, who had a kid at like, 14, is giving some kids a hard time who are presenting a short story. Since she didn’t read the story, she’s just raising her hand and asking questions from the reading check to be a bitch. Eventually the teacher says something, so at this point, you expect it to end. Apparently she thought she was intelligent enough to come up with feasible questions herself. She was wrong. She proceeds to make claims that the story is racist because all of the characters in it are white. Then I just say loudly "That’s because it takes place in New Zealand in the 1800s, how many black people do you think they had?" Everyone laughs at her idiocy, the end.
Master Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 12:13 p.m. - Subject:
YES.
Girls that usually have a normal, everyday voice but they talk in a squeaky, high-pitched "oh-my-fucking-god-look-at-me-I-sound-like-im-8-years-younger" voice just because they want to seem cuter.
Its not cute, its annoying and thats one of the only things I look back on and rage again instead of laugh at.
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Posted: May 04, 2008 1:10 p.m. - Subject:
people who pout and pose in 100 pis on myspace/facebook
i lol @ ppl who think im a computer genius because im good at physics and know how to push the next button for an installation.
when im helping sum1 with hwk or something and they dont like the fact that im teaching them, they just want me to do it
i love physics, i love the way it describes all of the real world and the ideas associated with it (nothing can be proved, keep an open mind) and hate it when ppl ask me questions such as "how hard is physics class" then when i answer, "it’s easy, i get it" they ask me how a ’normal person’ (read: retarded fuckwit who considers biology a science, and not just a convenient way of organising things) would see it, my answer is always (with a forced smile) "then ask a ’normal person’"...
and a tip for everyone, a tip to being smart is to UNDERSTAND, those people who study for hours may get good grades, but they aren’t smart, once you understand, studying becomes futile. i hope most people here know this...
Power Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 7:50 p.m. - Subject:
Have you ever seen a fat jelly doughnut with arms and legs, waddling down the aisle of Wal-Mart, purchasing an inexpensive Sanyo television, all the while referring to it as Sony? Well, I have. Yes, Sony and Sanyo both have Japanese names and both make televisions, but they’re not the same company. Get it right! And use napkins next time you eat.
Master Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 7:59 p.m. - Subject:
I nerd rage when people think Microsoft makes desktop computers. I told this semi-furry/kinda otaku guy at my desk that I was getting a new laptop (we kinda make smalltalk & shit), and he was like "ORLY WUT BRAND MICROSOFT, DELL, MACINTOSH?"
Okay, first of all, Macintosh is a type of Apple computer. And the last "Mac" desktop was the Mac Mini. Second of all, Microsoft doesnt MAKE COMPUTERS (save for their tabletop computer).
Master Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 8:19 p.m. - Subject:
I hate when people want to go 50 behind me in a 35 mile an hour zone.
People who complain constantly that people never insult them to their face, and then when you do, they get angrier than before.
People who constantly repeat the same sentence.
My family members that ask for help whenever anything electronic breaks. I didn’t break it, I don’t use it, fix it yourself.
People who pretend to be drunk at parties.
People who try to force their religious beliefs on you (no matter what religion, it still bugs me). I have a kid who sits behind me who always preaches about how great being a Mormon is. He gave me the book of the Mormon to read in hopes of me converting to his religion. Its been sitting in my car for a week now.
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Posted: May 04, 2008 8:33 p.m. - Subject:
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Those who doubt my superiority.
I got Half-Life to run on a fucking 486 and only 32Mb of ram. You and your 8800GTX can go burn in hell.
Hay.
You can assert your own superiority once you start calling cars cars and SUV’s SUV’s.
On a related note, I fucking rage when people are like "DOOD U WANNA GET TEH EEEPC 900 LAWLZ U KANT RUN SHOOTAN GAYMEN (lol gay-men) ON TAHT DURHURHURF" "Im not LOOKING TO RUN SHOOTAN GAEMEN ON IT YOU FAGGOT" "OH WUL U SHOULD GET A KUMPUTR DAT RUNZ SHOOTAN GAYMEN HERHERHERHER"
Hes such a typical ricer too (and hes korean); we were walking past a Cadillac STS and hes like "dood imagine that shit with some big ass mufflers on it and everything"
I facepalmed.
And he actually believes that cutting-edge is superior. He runs a quad core (ENJOY YOUR IDLE CORES) case with 750gb in disk space. So hes all "HAY WUT DO YOU RUN" "A 1.5ghz p4 with 512mb of RAM" "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ONLY 512 MB RAM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I BET YOU CANT PLAY ANY GAMES ON THAT " "...You DO know that computers were designed for things besides games, right?"
But I guess I feel superior to him in an odd way which is all that matters in the end, since hes asking me for help in making a linux partition so he can run a CS server.
Power Egg
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Posted: May 04, 2008 9:59 p.m. - Subject:
Oh, I’ve got one..
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I hate when people want to go 50 behind me in a 35 mile an hour zone.
In a way, this goes along with that..
When I’m driving and someone gets right on my ass, I usually speed up by a couple of miles, because I’m a nice person. However, it pisses me off when I speed up for them, and they just keep going the same speed and get left in the dust.. Though just a second ago, they were tailgating me like they actually needed to go somewhere.
Being nice just isn’t worth burning gas that I don’t have to.
Also, it annoys the hell out of me when people have to go by exact time (Unless of course, you’re waiting for the school bell to ring.. or something else to that effect).
Example:
"Hey, Jeff, what time is it?"
"It’s 12:55" (Rounding..)
*She looks.*
"No, it’s not.. It’s 12:54!"
I believe that that happened to me in the fourth grade. I kept quiet at the time, but it still slightly annoys me every time I think back to it.
