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Whitekong


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Posted: May 06, 2008 7:36 p.m. - Subject:

Why would you want to mess up some ones car?


SquirtyTheGreek


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Posted: May 06, 2008 7:40 p.m. - Subject:

or get expanding insulation foam and put that along with coke into the gas tank.....


Whitekong


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Posted: May 06, 2008 7:43 p.m. - Subject:

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or get expanding insulation foam and put that along with coke into the gas tank.....


Now read post from the first page.

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I was thinking of putting something in the exhaust pipe, like a foam


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Fill the gas tank with something thats not gas like coca cola or something.


No need to say things that have already been said.


TecnoDestructo


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Posted: May 06, 2008 8:03 p.m. - Subject:

their are a lotz of ways to do it ,
take another batery and jumper cables
& touch it anywhere to a new cars frame
& it will fry its computer.

sprayfoam in the tail pipe


TecnoDestructo


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Posted: May 06, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject:

i had an egg on the foam thang but its gondie now


Whitekong


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Posted: May 06, 2008 8:58 p.m. - Subject:

you mean all the eggs are gone?


IceCreamMan


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Posted: May 06, 2008 10:30 p.m. - Subject:

Siphon the gas.
That should add up to about 200 bucks, with gas prices these days.
Or cut the windscreen wipers off, and kick the shit out of two side doors, so they bend in shitloads.


Condor


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Posted: May 06, 2008 10:45 p.m. - Subject:

crawl under the sum bitch and unbolt the drain plug for the oilpan and tranny.


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: May 07, 2008 12:06 a.m. - Subject:

i’ve slashed a few tires in my time, and broken in a few headlights, but i AHVE to say the most satisfying thing i’ve ever done to a car is as follows.

It started off small, with me and a friend walking by a blue Civic everyday coming home from school and throwing a little packet of ketchup or spitting all over the handles.

then it turned to a fudgecicle in the backseat

and then one day, the coup de gras.

as me and my buddy were walking home, we found a full can of white paint. FULL can. we dragged it along in the hopes of pissing off some school by painting over their mural, when lo and behold, the bright blue civic popped into my line of sight. five minutes later, it was a lovely blue with white slashes ALL over it. windshield, windows, body, tires, EVERYWHERE.

with a little har haring me and my buddy wandered on home, and after maybe 20 minutes forgot about it completely.

the next day I was feeling the need for some Dr Pepper (nectar of the GODS) so i went out to walk to Sev down the street.

Lo and behold, a bright blue civic was stooped at a red light. . . . with white paint EVERYWHERE on it. for the first time ever i got to see the owner. NEVER have i seen a more pissed of Azn.

that would be a BITCH to fix, seeing as paint thinner would get rid of the blue aswell.


also, try slopping on a bunch of salami on his paint, the acid eats away the paint leaving nice little circles when your vic takes the meat off (not to mention smelling terrible) also, nail polish remover works wonders on stripping car paint, just slop it on. . . . or for bonus marks paint a bunch of Swazzies on his paint job for lulz.


Gill


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Posted: May 07, 2008 1:40 a.m. - Subject:

Put a bunch of sand in the gas tank, Potato in the tail pipe, smash the windows (my personal favorite), Key the fuck out of it, graffitti, just SMASH THE FUCK OUT OF IT. haha..

Good times.. wear you’re stompin’ boots.


Jdogsmokesweedallday


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Posted: May 07, 2008 2:34 p.m. - Subject:

Techniqually you can’t kill a car.

You can destroy it , but not killzorz it.


Condor


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Posted: May 07, 2008 10:36 p.m. - Subject:

brake fluid is the shit for fucking up a paint job.
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