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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 7:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate people named Leon, I mean who the fuck names their kid leon in this day and age
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 7:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Yeah I wouldn’t suggest following The Gimp’s advice. No offense but I tried it and it didn’t end well. You may want to just sit down with one day (you could do it in the car so he can’t just walk away) and explain that you’re getting older and want to hang out with your friends. This is the speech I gave my parents when I turned fifteen. I have no clue how old you are but you may want to give this a shot.
Oh, sure, cryde, be all mature. It’ll never work. :P
I hate old men named Richard who still insist upon being called "Dick". Get a clue already.
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 7:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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okay, allow me to rephrase then since you seem so interested in the content of my posts
that asshole will die a virgin
happy now?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate how *Chan content has spread like wildfire and how [Removed due to rules] sucks ass now.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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really I have seen the term in so many other places that I don’t even concider it chan phrase any more
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Whats "[Removed due to rules]"? If it has to do with *chan, then:
-Wouldnt know what youre talking about (so explain it) cause I stopped going there
-You should hate yourself.
If it doesnt, tell me what it means regardless.
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'For Them Admin'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I hate people named Leon, I mean who the fuck names their kid leon in this day and age.
One thing that annoys me is when someone does something wrong, they always have a good excuse that they think will make everything all better.
I was stuck in traffic on a narrow road and I was the first car waiting for this truck to get out of the road because he’d just hit a building while backing up towards the dock. He was screaming that he had to hit the building or he wouldn’t have been able to back up!
I was like wtf???
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate how when you go to a basebal game (Braves game) pop is 6.50 for one. I can get two cases for that in Canada
Inb4lolatbaseball/baseball fag
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate how Canadians complain about the United States
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Why can’t popsicles only come in orange and cherry? Why do they have to stick yucky grape in there? Or worse... raspberry?
So they can introduce a box with the word "NEW!!!11" on it. People who ordinally would never buy something will buy it if the word "NEW!!!11" appears on the box. At some point, that word will be removed. And they picked those flavors after heaps of marketing research. Since most "NEW!!!11" consumer products fail within two years, in order for whoever is in charge to keep their job, they need market research. It probably says something like "People with college degrees and high incomes like grape and raspberry flavored frozen concoctions." That way, if the "NEW!!!11" product fails, they can blame faulty research. Without it, that person is out of a job.
Quote: Why haven’t the tv networks figured out they can stream their videos over the internet and charge their sponsors just as much as if it were on tv?
They can’t deal with new technology. First, the networks only know what the A. C. Neilsen ratings tell them, and Nielsen hasn’t figured out how to count such people. And anyone savvy enough to watch TV that way is probably bright enough to dodge the sponsor’s advertisements anyway. Around 1990, the networks tried, with limited success, to remove opening theme songs from their shows. The reason? By that time, remote controls were pretty much ubiquitous, and they reasoned the show’s opening theme gives viewers a chance to grab the remote and see what else is on.
Quote: Why do public toilet paper dispensers only dispense toilet paper one square at a time? Does it really "break the bank" to freely offer it out?
Maybe that’s only a problem in women’s restrooms, but, yes, people will steal any damn thing. That decision was made by some drone who has no idea how to make money, but is an expert in cutting costs. Some toilet paper saleslizard convinces an equally retarded client this will save money. But it’s short sighted. Women will use facial tissues they carry in their purses, and men will grab some of those 60-grit paper towels from the other dispenser. Both of those options will clog the toilet, negating any savings.
Quote: Why do gas stations think if they slow down the rate of gasoline flow at the pump, people will believe they are getting more fuel?
The filter on the pump is probably clogged. They’d rather have the pump fill you up quickly, so you will either:
1. Finish up and get the hell out of there, making room for the next customer. or...
2. Realize you have a few minutes before you’re late for work, so you have time to go inside and buy cigarettes and food.
Quote: People who don’t know the ways a 4-way intersection or "round-about" work.
Around Pittsburgh, there are several 5-way intersections that ought to be replaces with a traffic circle. But, since people can’t grasp that concept, we get traffic signals that let one lane through at a time, with red lights for the other four. During the spike in fuel prices in the 1970s, turning right on a red light was legalized everywhere unless otherwise restricted. Maybe, in the name of conserving fuel, we could look at traffic circles again.
Quote: I hate those freecreditreport.com comercials, especially the one where he said he’d have dumped his wife...that newfag will die a virgin
I like the commercials, as jingle writing is a dying art these days, but the service is useless. Go to annualcreditreport.com. The other site is there to sell you something the credit bureaus are required to give you for free. The "free" credit report requires you to cancel their useless service after three days, or you’ll be repeatedly charged until you cancel.
Now, when I go to the courthouse to register as a sex offender, the line is always so L-O-N-G? And it moves so S-L-O-W! Damn lazy government employees, I tell you!
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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I though of more things to bitch about. Movie/music stars that get hooked on drugs/alcohol and take their life down the toilet. Examples would be: Danny Bonaduce, Robert Downey Jr., Corey Haim, 80’s Hair Band douches, etc.
I really have no sympathy. They make millions of dollars per year for performing (usually crappy stuff) and they bitch about "the pressure". Get over it already. Everyone has to deal with pressure. Most people deal with not only performance pressure on their jobs but also the pressure of knowing that if they don’t make the bills, their families won’t eat. If you’re one of Hollywoods prima donas and it’s "too much pressure" then quit whining and move to the suburbs and let it go.
I don’t want to hear whiney stories about evil parents either blah blah blah. Look, if you’re a famous actor/actress/musician who is wealthy you can afford a decent therapist and drug/alcohol treatment. The only exception to this would be Gary Coleman. He had a birth defect which made him small, his parents stole all his money before he was 18 and he will never live down "What chyoo talkin ’bout Willis". Oh wait... he’s not a whiney drug addict.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m also annoyed to discover the toilet paper thing is only in women’s restrooms. If you haven’t experienced it, they have these dispensers that restrict the turning of the roll. Either it revolves one turn and snaps back, breaking the TP or it’s so tight you can’t turn the roll.
The toilet paper industry is discriminating against women and we need toilet paper twice as much as men! I’m calling the ACLU!! >:(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I don’t want to hear whiney stories about evil parents either blah blah blah.
frown... :(
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 9:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: The toilet paper industry is discriminating against women and we need toilet paper twice as much as men! I’m calling the ACLU!! >:(
That is very unfair of them, I say we have a boycott of toleit paper!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hey GIMP, last year in school I learned what the ACLU was. They’re some crazy hippy motherfuckers. My friend got his cell phone taken away in school, and they refused to give it back (even to his parents). My friend’s mom contacted the ACLU and she had messages from the LEADER (I looked it up) saying that they were ready and willing to make a case with the school.
Long story short: School got scared, gave back phone (and coincidentally a bunch of other kids got theirs back too, lol).
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 9:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nadolf, I think you may have misunderstood my last comment. Some of these "stars" whine they become drug addicts because their parents were abusive assholes. Lots of people had abusive parents and didn’t become drug addicts. Furthermore, these people have plenty of resources to pay for things like therapy and drug treatment. There are lots of alcoholic bums that can’t afford treatment even if they want it.
In no way shape or form am I trying to discount the issues you have with your parents. I have no problem with you venting. You aren’t bumping heroin with 500 million dollars in the bank whining about a crappy childhood. You’re discussing issues with other people as a way to handle the problem. That is reasonable.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck you raspberry ownz
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate it when black people claim superiority over white people, and sound "Lyk a thug fo’ lyf nigguh"
(Happened today, some black kid was all like, Nigguh, those whiteys are real fuckin’ stupid ey? We Nigguhs gon’ rule da worl’ bitchez"
I also hate it when my mom openly talks about drugs and their problems. Fuuuuck.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Malinko, respect your elders. You are now on my math block list for saying "fuck you". >:(
PS. You can have all the raspberry popsicles I find.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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BUT I NEED YOU FOR MATHS HELP!
P.S. I’ll give you my address in a PM. for the popsicles.
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