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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 8:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Is this a promotional thing where its not gonna be around for long, or what?
Cause ill sacrifice a while on the toilet for a good jolt.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 1458
Posts: 1790
AIM
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 9:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yes this is LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!
And I repeat, this will NOT cause you to have diarrhea, it will just turn your shit green. The reason I had diarrhea is because I have slight allergic reactions to large amounts of caffeine.
And for extra kick, get the 40oz cup, which is cheaper than the special 32oz collectible cup by $1.00, and holds more. So 40oz of Monster Slurpee costs $1.69, while the 32oz BFC (can) is over $4.00. Do the math.
If you want all the collectible shit including the straw and cup it’ll cost you $3.69, or you can steal the straw and save a buck.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 2346
Posts: 3044
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| Posted: Jul 23, 2008 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You should’ve poured that shit back into the cup and drink it! I bet it’ll taste like Monster.
Or put it all back in the cup and tried to return it
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 52918
Posts: 483
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jul 23, 2008 6:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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about 2 weeks ago, i was shitting green for a week straight, and the entire time i had absolutly no idea why i was shitting green, i kept thinking what did i eat that was so green, what could it be? then i realised after searching on the internet that anything dyed blue will turn your shit green, and before i started shitting green i had bought a case of fanta blue raspberry pop. and so i finally solved my mystery.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 3174
Posts: 1058
YIM
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| Posted: Jul 23, 2008 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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where do you get these? i’m not gonna go around to every gas station looking for them.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 25
Egg Points: 417184
Posts: 3230
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| Posted: Jul 23, 2008 6:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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7-11 you butt.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 55
Egg Points: 94006
Posts: 6537
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| Posted: Jul 24, 2008 4:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve shit green twice. The only time I remember, though, was after I’d eaten a pizza.
I can’t think why it’d go green from eating a pizza...
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 24
Egg Points: 606031
Posts: 2536
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| Posted: Jul 24, 2008 5:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: there used to be these black tortilla chips that would litterally layer my logs. 1/2 green and 1/2 blue.
:O Like forest chips?!
Because I just ate them like 40 minutes ago... o.O
One time I ate pizza that was old (I think) and my pewp looked like a liquefied neon green Crayola crayon.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 18
Egg Points: 110013
Posts: 2321
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2008 7:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Testing, testing, one, two...
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 18
Egg Points: 110013
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2008 7:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Good, I’m still logged in!
Get one of those Fruitista things at Taco Bell. It’s their version of a Slurpee, ut with some fruit added. Drink it down partway, then add an entire bottle of cheap vodka. You can consume all the vodka without tasting it. It might give you a case fo the drizzly shits, but you won’t mind ’cause you’ll be drunk!
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 36332
Posts: 610
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2008 7:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha I finally had one of these. I had a perfectly teal log.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 18
Egg Points: 110013
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2008 7:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Also, if you eat an entire box of Boo Berry cereal, or as much of it as you can stand without vomiting, you will pass a turd that’s pretty and blue like a robin’s egg. That cereal is only made in October, though.
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