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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 12171
Posts: 1309
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but the guy your fucking has a little cock.
i wish i got to fuck mila kunis
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but she turns out to be herself in the form of "Meg" from Family Guy.
(Yes, she is the voice over for Meg).
I wish I had many dollars for the rest of my life xD
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 17229
Posts: 2171
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.. but its monopoly money
I was I had recon armour.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but Arby comes along and steals it, and no matter how hard you beg Bungie, they dun giv it 2 y00h.
Naw that’s too mean.. You can has j0ur rec0n armourz
xD
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 480497
Posts: 16490
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 8:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wish I were a fish
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 8:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you live in my bowl with a dreaded flying shark
I wish I had 100% authentic functioning black MC Katana armour and blackaura couldn’t have it.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 43828
Posts: 677
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 9:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but a ninja comes and cuts you up,
i wish i was invincible
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 9:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but when the universe ends, you will be floating in nothingness for all eternity alone
I wish I wasn’t constipated
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 480497
Posts: 16490
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you’ll have diareha for the rest of your life
I wish I could count to ten and make everythign wodnerful again
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you you can’t read or wri- oh never mind
I wish the flame streams were 10m long when I light my farts
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 480497
Posts: 16490
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then you burn up the only woman who would sleep with you
I wish I could fly
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'Deity Egg'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 8853669
Posts: 9168
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: granted, but your job is to view the gay porn
They don’t have even regular porn at Blockbuster. Try again.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you hit a timewarp in mid-air back to new york, september 11th 2001.
I wish that ’only woman’ was fireproof
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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last post to GMTs flying wish^
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 12:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish that I was a Level 99
granted but I hax the account
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish that ’only woman’ was fireproof
Granted but now she smells like your farts and you never want to be around her again.
I wish my printer would start working properly.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it prints gay, scat, gore, beastiality CP all in one images over everything it prints.
I wish I had Redunkulas’s computer
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1854614
Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re forced to live under Redunkulas’ bed, and can only use it for 10 minutes a day.
I wish I had switchable X-ray vision. :-D
[side note] this thread really took off.... G/J Tyrant![/side note]
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 1:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you don’t control the switch. Its only turned on when you look at fat people.
I wish my mother’s car still had all of its doors.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 34952
Posts: 538
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but all these doors are made of maple leaf meat.
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