Seventeen, you’re as bad as GMT used to be,
Repeating the same damn shit every week,
You’re a liar, and a fake, who can’t even get a date,
You’re like paper and I hold you down because I’m the paper-weight,
So, do something worth while, quit cramping my style,
Get the fuck out of this thread before you’re swimming under piles,
And triumphs, and all my other undisputed trials,
In which I win the cases, because I have proof in the files,
So reiterate yourself some more and upchuck from your girth,
I’m the King of this thread and you’re the scum of the earth.
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Posted: Sep 10, 2007 3:53 p.m. - Subject:
Hahah sorry for the post, I fucked up.
Kinda like when your mother suck to many dicks and blew up.
Quit crampin your stlye?
Shit, I didnt know you had any
Your mom is cheaper than a meal a Dennys
Pickin up pennys.
Quit waistin your time, tryin to survive the fury of my Mad rymes.
I made History and a spot in the New York Times
uh, Breakit down now! :)
Your moms a hoe, teller I said this yo.
Your moms a fag
Your dads a douchebag
You cant sag
Look at you, you fucken fag
I aint tryin to brag Im just tellin the truth
Dont make me snap you in half like a baby ruth
Seventeen, you’re as bad as GMT used to be,
Repeating the same damn shit every week,
You’re a liar, and a fake, who can’t even get a date,
You’re like paper and I hold you down because I’m the paper-weight,
So, do something worth while, quit cramping my style,
Get the fuck out of this thread before you’re swimming under piles,
And triumphs, and all my other undisputed trials,
In which I win the cases, because I have proof in the files,
So reiterate yourself some more and upchuck from your girth,
I’m the King of this thread and you’re the scum of the earth.
Well, I’m glad you posted my same rap thrice,
Its really kind of you, I know that entry was nice,
Either way, jokes about my momma don’t cause me stress,
Danglin makes those remarks every day, and I couldn’t care less,
Your insults are pointless and your talk isn’t renowned,
Your raps are constructed like you have the Syndrome, Downs,
And yes, your rhymes are "Mad" and I’ll tell you why,
They’re such a big joke they make Anti-Emo kids cry,
You realize you’re getting your weeds whipped consistently,
But you’re persistently disinteresting, and it’s also uneventfully,
Boring, lame, and any other negatives,
Your rhymes put me to sleep faster then sedatives.
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Posted: Sep 10, 2007 6:49 p.m. - Subject:
Your lyrics are a freefall, their decendin.
This shit was over before it even bagan my friend.
You aint got style nor a trend.
I dont support homosexuals my or beloved men.
Listen, just give up, I always win I never end.
Dont think about even postin another egg, ignore the send
You hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tabbacco planters.
Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanturns.
I’ll put you on an airplane and send ur ass into saturn :)
Bagan, what the fuck, it’s "begin", my friend?
You better bust your bag boy ass boxing what I send,
My style is unique and everybody seems to think,
You really support homosexuals that’s what your dick always stink,
And, why would I post another "egg" in this thread?
They’re called raps, mine are bullets I shoot that leave you dead,
I don’t hang with hippies, I have a collective crew,
They’re true, and more real then the kids you pay to hang with you,
And as for Saturn, I like the rings and how it looks so round,
You’ll see some rings around your head when I kick your ass into the ground!
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Posted: Sep 11, 2007 6:49 p.m. - Subject:
yo yo yo what is this shit
this page looks like a trash can and someone threw up in it
seventeen shut up and get the fuck gone
your rap couldn’t be squeakier if you lubed it with Dawn
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Posted: Sep 11, 2007 7:10 p.m. - Subject:
It’s pyoobez, the original gangsta power egg
Eatin’ up all your lunches and then tappin the keg
I keep these bitches in heat, your moms hump my leg
In this game of Life, they wanna be my pink peg
When I was seventeen... I gave Seventeen’s mom the dick
That was seven years ago, she still thinks she’s my chick
But as for the sex, like Group X said it wasn’t very good
Burned her and turned her into prostitute of neighborhood
Her cheeks and her chin and her thighs they got chubby
Covered in goo, she’s feelin’ blue like a fuckin’ teletubbie
And the years weren’t kind, she’s lookin’ hairy, burly and slow
Fuckin’ stooges for their spooges like Larry, Curly and Moe
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Posted: Sep 11, 2007 10:03 p.m. - Subject:
As soon as I walk in tha buildin, I cuase a seen.
No one says a word, they cant fuck with the almighty Seventeen.
Enough with the weak rymes pyroobeez, your shits lame.
When you grow up, come back and try agane.
Fool, step back, your chokin,
Your just mad cuz your mom is broken.
Fat bitch tryin to flirt. I revolt
I send down storms of my almighty thunderbolts.
Thats why kids like you cant play with us adults
Unless you have your parents consult.
Wich would be me
Sorry to break it to ya G
I gotsa rymes
I’ll urban freestyle some other time
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No one says a word, they cant fuck with the almighty Seventeen.
Actually everytime you post someone usually does say not only a word but several and usually not very nice ones either
In other words, we all react,
We speak heavy words and violent raps,
They’re truthful, built strong not to collapse,
We post original raps, you post the same ones when you relapse.
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Posted: Sep 12, 2007 4:43 p.m. - Subject:
oh I coulda said that in rhyme
but seventeen is worth the time
he’s got as much spin as a broken top
I’d rather sit down if what he does is really hip hop
his words are weak and his thoughts are flat
seventeen you are gay, how ya like that
moving on to more important things
the whole world listens when GMT sings
love me or hate me
all I have to say
just like burger king bitches
have it your way
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Posted: Sep 12, 2007 9:13 p.m. - Subject:
Yo, it’s the p-y-double-o-b-e-z
The master egg that’s oh so greasy
Don’t take time to rhyme, I kick it so easy
’Cause you know when I flow, it’s straight breezy
Like a day at the beach all the words are in reach
It’s easy as pie for this guy, apple pumpkin or peach
You can’t be saved by the bell when I’m the teach
I’m Zach Morris on beats, the rest of y’all Screech
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Posted: Sep 14, 2007 12:10 a.m. - Subject:
OMG, GMT is sick again.
I love how you all have to come after me like a group of mexicans.
I find All of your lyrics pretty weird, quite lame.
But I still manage to stand up and pick yall off like im at a rifle range
I got you in the corner trapped,spring through autum.
I have you workin for me like a bunch of niggers pickin cotton.
Hopped out the door with a double barrel shotgun.
If you think my lyrics are weak, your gonna get shot son.
Violent raps? ooohh, your hard.
I’ve heard worse from fuckin birthday card.
I love my rymes
I’ll urban freestyle some other time
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Posted: Sep 14, 2007 12:18 a.m. - Subject:
Yeah, I’m back again, just to spit shit one more time
Mic melee, call me Pele when I’m kickin’ a rhyme
I’ll steal the show then yo ho, so go on drop the dime
And I don’t know well Brad Nowell, but my flow’s still sublime
And I won’t go after RER, ’cause he’s a moderator
But I gotta few things to say to all of these haters
You think you got power? I’m servin’ y’all like waiters
I’m ranked Master Egg, most of youn’s just masturbators
Again y’all Screech on beats, so go on and call me Slater
Think you’re straight Skywalkin’, I’m your daddy call me Vader
Leavin’ you green with envy, so I guess I’ll call y’all Nader
And believe me don’t bring beef b, ’cause I happily cater
I’ll have to mash your asses up like a big bowl of taters
This fight’s fixed like Belichek. I’m out... later
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Posted: Sep 14, 2007 9:51 a.m. - Subject:
Quote:
OMG, GMT is sick again.
I love how you all have to come after me like a group of mexicans.
Silly little noob that didn’t rhyme
and there is reason we shit on your time after time
your raps suck and you are fairly gay
we don’t any rainbow wariors in her sinign YMCA
Quote:
I find All of your lyrics pretty weird, quite lame.
But I still manage to stand up and pick yall off like im at a rifle range
I got you in the corner trapped,spring through autum.
I have you workin for me like a bunch of niggers pickin cotton.
sniper? bitch you are just the catcher in the ass
all those pretty words and its still just gas
big and bad, son your are full of crap
you’ve never even won a game of mouse trap
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Hopped out the door with a double barrel shotgun.
If you think my lyrics are weak, your gonna get shot son.
Violent raps? ooohh, your hard.
I’ve heard worse from fuckin birthday card.
I love my rymes
I’ll urban freestyle some other time
If I had read that I am sure I wouldn’t like it
you need to pack that up and go fucking hike it
filling up this thread like you do your toliet
the mood has been set, if you repost you will spoil it
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Posted: Sep 14, 2007 12:06 p.m. - Subject:
I like pyroobeez style
His first rapped sucked, the rest, I’m in denile.
See, Gmt Im, honest
Your lyrics are worse, then the movie pokahontest
My lyrics are to die for, their great
They call me suicide when I step up to the plate
Better than bonnie n cylde bitch, and they aint no debate.
I got a sister named elizebeth
Im faster than any black guy on crystal meth
Your mom calls me the cheif
I serve her with sperts and my sack for dessert
How do you think your here GMT. she gave birht
Ya i no, its pretty nasty she came out with you,
you shoulda came out the other hole and flushed you down the hole.
Im tired as hell, just woke up
Sleepin next to your mother, I just bust a nut
Maybe next time i’ll try
Ill urban freestyle some other time
