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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
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Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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And YOUR wish?
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 34952
Posts: 538
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fucksakes, for got.
I wish that my 360 was still under warranty
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but the warranty will cover everything except what’s wrong with your 360
I wish I’d invested in Google
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405475
Posts: 16488
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then it gets bought out by goatse
i wish Big Macs were free
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they’re all made of angry cows with mad cow disease.
I wish I was gone.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 3:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, goodbye forever.
I wish the episode of the Simpsons that I’m currently watching was funnier.
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 3:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now everythign you see is funnier
i am hungry, I wish I had soemthing to eat
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 3:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but your power goes out.
I wish that I knew what I know now...when I was younger
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 3:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^ to cleanse the doors
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 4:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but knowing what you know now five years ago causes you to make different, life-changing decisions which messes up the order of the universe, causing it to explode.
I wish my dog hadn’t just shit in the house.
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1810630
Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 22, 2008 4:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted... But he shit in your car instead.
I wish I could home-build a supercomputer.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 1:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it fails everytime you boot it up due to dodgy wiring, etc.
I wish I had backstage passes for a jam session with Zakk Wylde and Ozzy Osbourne at the next Ozzfest.
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1810630
Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 7:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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LoLoLoL... Dodgy wiring.... ILU.
Granted, but they give you autographed kneepads and use you as their groupie-man-whore.
I wish I invented and sold a working perpetual motion machine for billions (USD).
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 11:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it fails and you lose your money and become the laughing stock of the U.S.
I wish I understood algebra. School would be so much easier then.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 11:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but the universe ends because you broke the laws of thermo-dynamics and physics.
I wish I had a burga
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 11:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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last post directed @ dodge
Quote: I wish I understood algebra. School would be so much easier then.
granted but you can’t do normal maths
I wish I had a burga
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 12:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the person who made it put their pubes in it.
I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 12:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.
I wish I had gas or gas money.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 63
Egg Points: 1223347
Posts: 10316
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I had gas or gas money.
Granted but you continuously fart until you become the largest source of greenhouse gas on the planet.
I wish I knew what I was talking about.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64159
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Sep 23, 2008 1:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’s still BS
I wish my hair was longer and wouldn’t get greasy so damn quick
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