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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 5:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m a wigga? Oh okay
At least I can handle the fact that I’m not gay
You also say your dick is bigger
I’m holding a hand over my mouth and trying not to snicker
Can I ask you a nice big favor?
Use a god damn spellchecker and don’t quaver
Are you a homo or such?
You talk about penises a bit too much
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks so get out your butt crutch
And what was that seventeen thing about?
You should’ve never became a high school drop out
Now you’re sitting near your computer
Screaming DANNOS A WIGGA. Please go back to being a homeless looter
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2007 6:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks. Hahaha. I’m trying to think of osmething more to come back with.
But this thread is wearing thin and losing all it’s combatants.
xD
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wow Pyoobez, another "mom" joke of sorts?
I’m the boss and you’re my employee, so put pages on those T.P.S. reports,
Yes, an Office Space reference, that’s how the movie was,
Not as good as "Shoot ’Em Up" with Clive Fucking Owens,
But, I’m sure you haven’t seen it, you’re not manly enough,
If you see it, picture me as him, and come to realize that you aren’t so tough,
So let’s get graphic, crack-whacked like a meth addict,
These intertwining fights are golden-laced cinematic,
Do the spotlights blind you, or do your eyes blink like that naturally?
I’ll verbally slap you with my words so that you can seizure rapidly,
All around the floor, and I’ll laugh damn hard for weeks,
Because while you’re rolling, with mouth open, on your face I will pee.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2007 7:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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FO SHIZZLE
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2007 1:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sizzle skizzles on an open grizzle.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2007 11:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yo doopliss I see you got some skill
Or maybe you just have a lot of time to kill
But put these words in your head and let um soak in
You don’t don’t have room to talk about REAL men
You’re named after a monster from a game
So is that supposed to make you cool? cause your not, your lame.
How about you take a glock and shoot yourself in the head
Pull a Defiler and rot in your death bed.
(This is a joke by the way Doopliss you know I love you :)!)
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2007 5:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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DTF you a fool, runing around here holding your tool
Doop would smack you but I don’t care
Toss all that hate up in the air
GMT thinks you are funny
getting foiled like the tricks bunny
so save your crap
I’ve seen better stuff in a box of saran wrap
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2007 12:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ok this is dead, I’ll continue.
WHooAAaaaAAa, Black betty...
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2007 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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bam-ba-lam
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2007 7:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I laced the weed with insect rapellent,
better check n smell it
Seventeen starts with S
Better check and spell it
I go out patrollin corners
Looking for a hooker to hit in the mouth with a stack quarters
Beaners stealin bikes like dikes watch porn flicks
world order
Dont cry, when Im gone
Shootin homos with a cerial killers mordars
Dont think ur safe cuz u had me sighn u a restrainin order
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2007 7:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Insect repellent? Psssh, more like compressed cheese,
Your raps are terrible, have you been drinking anti-freeze?
You’re the only roach I see, decayed and diseased,
How ’bout you just crawl in the casket and we’ll call it deceased?
Hittin’ corner hookers with quarters, you say what you’re not?
You can keep all those quarters, and still fail to get the money shot,
As for "stealing bikes", I hope you get caught,
And next you’ll probably claim, "Mo-Fuckah I hope you get shot!"
As you can see, I’ll fill in the words without trying,
It’s like mad libs, and don’t go denying or you’ll be lying,
Don’t go crying or dying, it’s just a warning this time,
This shit’s Unforgivable, and you best abide.
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2007 7:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Guess who’s back, back on re.com
GMT is back, tell your mom
this thread has been dead, it needs Jesus
it needs to rise up and please us
cause otherwise this forum suck balls
I’ve had more fun in restroom stalls
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2007 12:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Doopliss, your a funny guy
Rappin shitty lyrics like cry and die
Dude, you aint about shit
Your style is miss matched like your entire out fit.
your gay
VERY!
haha this thread is gettin gay
lol
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2007 11:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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That rap wasn’ a hint about shitty lyrics son,
It was a tribute to "Unforgivable", that vid’s Number 1!
As for what I speak and what I preach,
You construct sand castles that get destroyed at the beach,
By the waves of the ocean, the tides coming quickly,
You rhyme "gay" and "very", oh man, you must be sickly.
That’s what you always sound like, when you step up to the mic,
You fall down and scrape your knees like when you ride your bike,
All throughout the town while delivering papers,
The only tips you get are from you predator neighbors.
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2007 7:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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what happened to this thread being about fun
seems like its race has been nearly run
we need to keep it real and keep it fresh
so we don’t have walking weirding bullet proof mesh
stop the hate and spread the love
just be sure to were your glove
drop your raps and flow your beat
stop bitch in the corner while you beat your meat
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2007 8:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nos back on the track, ain’t gonna cut you no slack,
I’ll stab you in the chest and hit yo girl from the back!,
Now why you wanna diss me, why you wanna do that?,
Try to come at me you don’t want yo head going splat,
I said before and I’ll say once more,
The Nos king is coming ready to settle the score!
Cuz these self proclaimed kings braggin cuz they got fresh beats and ridin chrome,
But twenty sixes inches is a pretty low thrown!,
Like kids playin in they daddy’s clothes when he’s gone,
The clothes don’t fit, and daddy Nos is comin back home!
Be gone out of my presence.
I’m back to murder this.
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| Posted: Nov 17, 2007 8:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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what would you people like me to be
like it or not I’m only GMT
if I’m not all that why you keep hating
looking at my pictures, probably masterbating
so what would you like to see
I could be all ADHD like ADB
sitting here thinking I’m the shit
well son you ain’t, you just smeel like it
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 12:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t know about this guy, his name is GMT,
He says he is a thief, but i just have to disagree.
"I pick pockets, and steal from the rich,
Will you bend me over, and make me your bitch?"
He just graduated college, at the age of thirty three,
It only took him forever, to get his degree.
He spends most of his time, beating off in his trailer,
After running 20 yards, he’d be reaching for his inhaler
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 7:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Holy crap
Alle can rap.
Thats all I got.
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2008 6:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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this thread must live again, let’s get it going!
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