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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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nope not two or twenty two
I think its funny when someone says poo
and I think that you do too
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 10:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t think it’s funny, in fact it fills me with rage,
That you’re visiting this site and can’t even act your rage,
To find out what’s in store, you can scroll down the page.
I’m an insomniac, up late circulating quips,
While you sleep and dream, when you wake up you will trip,
Over my intelligent posts and complex quotes,
And you’ll respond with lame ass insults to these words I just spoke.
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| Posted: Apr 29, 2008 9:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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actually I just skimmed over what you said
barely literate posts should not be read
but hey at least you do your best
you drop more bombs than all the rest
but GMT is back in black and read to smack
some of these posts in here, what are you all on crack
you aren’t the dam to stop my flow
it would take more than some bitched out hoe
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| Posted: Apr 29, 2008 9:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 6:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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dude that was so lame
that from now on douchebag is your name
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 12:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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sukk my dikk
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 3:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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can’t suck air, gives me gas
howzabout you just kiss my ass
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Skimmed over what I post, are you sure that you read?
Oh wait, if they’re barely literate, you must’ve read what I said,
That’s probably why it makes so much sense in your head,
Filled with nothing else but brain, but even that thing is dead.
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 8:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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dead eh? well I am back like Lazurus
so don’t bitch or raise a fuss
i take crap from you cause at least you try
if duct-tape had a new idea he’d probly die
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 9:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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DT can’t die, he beats up and kills whores,
He’s that man in the picture, the one beating the dead horse,
I’m going to rap and harness my skills in the course,
You can bet I’ll use mind tricks to bring down the force.
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| Posted: Apr 30, 2008 10:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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its a cammel dude not a horse
and I’m a sith lord
so I know all about the Force
i don’t want DT to die, jsut for him to have a good joke
odds are if he did I’d fucking choke
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| Posted: May 01, 2008 2:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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If it’’s a camel, why’s there no hump on the thing?
Replaced with a saddle, it still sits suffering beatings,
You’re not a sith, or even hold a bit of the force,
Maybe just shit, Hey! I think that’s what you should endorse,
DT can never die, he’s immortal, stated above,
Only he can make jokes, whereas you can’t even make love,
He won’t choke, he’s not like Victor Mancinni, groovy?
I can’t wait until this Summer for "Choke", the actual movie.
Written by the guy that "Fight Club" was based from,
My alter ego’s like that, but a bit more glum,
Just kidding, I’m as satisifed and happy as can be,
That’s why I’ll end this with a high note of my lyrical poetry.
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| Posted: May 01, 2008 2:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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My name is GMT and I got fat balls
I’d whip them out to show but you and DT would try to get them in your jaws
You talk a lot of shit but its plain to see
You get up every morning just to rap with me
I’m down with the force like a spiritual brother
I once use the Jedi mind trick on your mother
Stop talking about poetry, what’s the use
You sound like retard trying to copy Dr. Seuss
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| Posted: May 02, 2008 12:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Put your balls in our jaws? Nah man, they’re not the handy,
They’re about as big as 2 Nerds, that Willy Wonka kind of candy,
And I don’t get up to rap in the mornings or when I see the moon,
If you can’t tell time, I’m rapping you in the afternoon,
And you can hate all you want on my expert poetry,
The closest words you can rhyme are "see" and "me".
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 6:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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yeah nigger bitch eat my poo
it’s lumpy and it’ll send you to the ICU
or whatever.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 8:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Put your balls in our jaws? Nah man, they’re not the handy,
They’re about as big as 2 Nerds, that Willy Wonka kind of candy,
I’ll give you props for that one son
Lines like that are kinda fun
but quiet frankly the rest of it sucked
out loud it sounded like something Vanalia Ice upchucked
and who are you to be talking about the way I ryme
you use the same beat every single time
btw ratedlachie that was kinda cute
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| Posted: May 06, 2008 1:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m too tired to think or construct something to say,
I’ll let you know I’ll be back with the fire someday.
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| Posted: May 07, 2008 3:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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It feels great now that i’m a power egg.
Now my rhymes will make y’all fuckin’ beg.
To stop this shit
Doopliss ruled this, but now im "it"
I dont rap
I think this kinda music’s crap
But i’ll beat yall down
At your own game
Sorry but it’s kinda fuckin lame
Now, where do i start
cross me niggers,
I’ll rip out your fucking heart
And eat it in front of you.
....Monir is a jew.
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| Posted: May 07, 2008 8:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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whitey whitey you so lame
stupid ass cracka should be your name
you think just cause you are a power egg
that we are gonna sit up and beg
for another little boy trying to interupt the flow
but I best not forget my manners
allow me to raise the banners
and tell you with as much elam as I can muster
welcome to the thread you little duster
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| Posted: May 08, 2008 5:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Bitch, if white power was real
you would be god
Pasty ass virgin boy
I’m a dawg, and you’re a chew toy.
I aint interuptin’, this is for fun.
Though you wouldnt know, cos you never been in the sun.
I’m sorry mister forum moderator,
Or should i say, professional prostate stimulator
There aint no flow now
I’m runnin the show.
GMT please
the beggin gotta be on ya knees
And white bread
Cheers for the welcome to the thread.
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