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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3327
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 5:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you’re high and you’ll soon forget why you were lulling.
I wish women would fuck me whenever I chose
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 49
Egg Points: 2360417
Posts: 9588
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 5:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but youre gonna get gangrene of the dick and die within the year’s end.
I wish that my next wish cant be compromised at all.
With that said, I wish I had my own dimension, and the power to access it whenever I chose. So I could store shit in there out of thin air, or just go chill in there for a while.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 7732
Posts: 100
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 5:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote:
I wish that my next wish cant be compromised at all.
granted, but it’s opposite day. lol
other wish: granted, but you’ll get lost in said dimension.
I wish I had the skills of a ninja.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 18649
Posts: 306
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 6:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you kill everyone on the face of the earth and slowly become crazy from loneliness
i wish i could make money appear out of thin air without any poblems
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 500815
Posts: 2045
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 7:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but t spontaneously combusts each time.
I wish i could have a pacota
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 8084
Posts: 137
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 8:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it exsplodes and kill’s your favorite pet.
I wish I had a peice of toast.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 500815
Posts: 2045
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 9:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it explodes and kills your favorite plant.
i wish i had a new favorite pet
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 793167
Posts: 16505
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 24, 2008 9:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but your pet turns out to be a flesh eating virus
i wish I had the most beautiful, perfect woman who would do whatever ever I wanted
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 12:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but on further inspection "she" turns out to be 60 with a penis, oh, and shes black-chinese...
I wish I could get my new Zakk Wylde OD pedal TODAY!
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 68096
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 8:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but instantly overloads and destroys ANY amp you plug it into and makes your guitar spontaniously combust while trying to play it.
I wish I had the scarab gun from Halo 2 and no one notices this wish so it can’t be comprimised :P
try find my wish
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 793167
Posts: 16505
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 9:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then the gun turns out to be flesh eating scarab from the mummy and chews your dick off
i wish I was immortal
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 68096
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 9:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you can never die so when the world ends and everyone goes to heaven or hell, you get left behind for all eternity including the end of the universe so your floating in nothingness forever and ever and ever...
I wish my last wish was better well hidden
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 11:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but then from now on everything you say or do, the whole world can see and hear. And yes, that includes your... "Fun time"...
I wish I had some White Widow right now. The bud, not the spider.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 68096
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 12:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it happens to be covered in the spiders which proceed to bite and eat you.
I wish I could charge £5 a minute ppl to watch my ’fun time’
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 8084
Posts: 137
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 12:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you do it so much it fall’s off.
I wish I had a roll of toilet paper that never ran out!
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 2031593
Posts: 5189
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 3:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it only comes off the roll one square at a time.
I wish I had a pet tarantula.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 4:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s a Goliath Tarantula and it eats your children.
I wish I hadn’t slept with that girl at Faire.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
Egg Points: 1341661
Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 4:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you slept with a guy instead.
I wish I had a crunchwrap supreme from tacobell that was perfectly made and had no defects.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 8084
Posts: 137
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 4:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, But your dingdong get’s mad at you and thinks that it’s not used enymroe and shrivals up and melts away.
I wish I was 21 so I could drink all the booz I wanted.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 25, 2008 4:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but an old guy slips something in your drink and you wake up with a sore asshole.
I wish I had another Keeshond (its a type if dog).
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