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AtlJoker


'Eggo Rapo'

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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 9:02 a.m. - Subject:

P.S. I wish I get 2 front teef for x-mas.


DaDevil


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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 9:04 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Granted, but he really is not.


Aimed at GMTs last wish (About Chaos)

Same wish


DaDevil


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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 9:04 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
P.S. I wish I get 2 front teef for x-mas.


Granted, but they’re teeth from a goat.

Same WISH!


ChaosMaestro


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Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1035

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 10:14 a.m. - Subject:

granted but they were also the same cheetos that got cummed on


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
P.S. I wish I get 2 front teef for x-mas.


i’d grant it but alas I am out of grills


ItsHarmless


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 7510
Posts: 135

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 11:44 a.m. - Subject:

Granted.. But uhh you turn umm gay.,

I wish i knew more about computers so i didnt mix up RAM with hard drive and look like a freakin idiot.
(I don’t spend enuff time on this bloody thing -.-)


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 11:46 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but then you build skynet and kill us all (except me, I am a super sayian)


ItsHarmless


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Posts: 135

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 11:55 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
DaDevil:I wish for a moar RAM


Here’s a better grant.
Granted but you have to exspand it with your internet connnection and now you can only use 1 mag and it takes you 2 hours to get google up.


ChaosMaestro


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Posts: 1035

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject:

*reads bushmanpocas mind to retrieve wish*
granted but his cock ruptures your intestine and kills you

I wish people would actaully remember to make a wish after ruining someone elses when posting.


Kapraxis


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Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 3:33 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you develope horrible OCD, and are compelled to check and make sure every time someone posts in this thread. It becomes so bad that you often check even if no one has posted. Soon, your checking the thread constantly, afriad to leave your computer for very long, even though the thread is long dead. You die, alone and starved when your internet connection dies.

I wish something horrible would happen.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 3:37 p.m. - Subject:

granted, you die in a spectacular gruesome fiery motorbike crash.

I wish I had something to do


Kapraxis


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Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 3:43 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the something to do is clean up my entrails off of your sidewalk.

I wish I had a bunch of gold coins.


left_hand


'For Them Admin'
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Member Lvl: 999
Egg Points: 1695621
Posts: 1016

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 3:57 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but they are promptly stolen by a roving band of gypsies.


I wish I could quit smoking.


CleanseTheDoors


Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2682

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 4:16 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but then you start smoking crack.

I wish I could visit Ireland (the country my grandparents came from).


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 4:16 p.m. - Subject:

granted but then you start drinking

i wish I could have a Coke


Geeoff


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Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 442350
Posts: 1724

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 4:30 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you get addicted to coke and develop a tumor in your stomach, you have it removed and your urine and fecies get drained into a bag taped to your stomach because your intestines aren’t in working order any more.

I wish that I will get laid tonight by the fucking hot girl who I’m getting drunk with tonight..


Dodge


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Posts: 5184

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 4:54 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you learn she’s a he.

I wish I had a new Charger.


left_hand


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Posts: 1016

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:08 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but it’s for an old cellphone you don’t use anymore.

I wish there was something good on tv


Indee


Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 34952
Posts: 538

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:10 p.m. - Subject:

Granted:but its SUCH a good show that you can’t bring yourself to watch it, because you think it is too good to be true.

I wish that my car would start.


ItsHarmless


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 7510
Posts: 135

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:13 p.m. - Subject:

Granted: but your car turns back off 5 min later dead in traffic

I wish every hot girl on the planet would tackle me trying to mate with me like a hungry wolf trying to get at the peice of meat that all the other wolfs are eating on.
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