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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it never stops. the brakes become useless, and it just keeps going.
I wish I were at IHOP eating the most perfect pancakes and scrambled eggs with a side of bacon... Mmmm....
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1942862
Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish every hot girl on the planet would tackle me trying to mate with me like a hungry wolf trying to get at the peice of meat that all the other wolfs are eating on.
Same wish....
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 5:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it gives you the worst case of diarrhea.
I wish my mother would hurry up, so I could take the van to the game.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3312
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 7:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the van breaks down in front of some poor people which you give change to, which in turn brings more and more poor people until you are out of money and are stuck in an endless cycle as you yourself ask people for change so you can go to said game.
I wish my date for homecoming hadn’t gotten in a crash and wasn’t in the hospital tonight.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 7:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, she didn’t actually get in a crash she just told you she did so she doesn’t have to go with you.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 7:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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shit i forgot my wish.
I wish I could teleport.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 632478
Posts: 16496
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 26, 2008 8:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then you end up in the heart of the sun
I wish I didn’t have to sleep
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 66094
Posts: 1039
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you can’t stay awake either
I wish this thread would get stickied as I’m sure everyone agrees this could last a while before the wishes run out.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 34
Egg Points: 762703
Posts: 4487
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted: But when Po gets his Forum Mod status back he will unsticky it again.
I wish my sisters cat didnt shit all over the carpet in my room.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 66094
Posts: 1039
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it shat all over you
I wish i had something to eat again
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
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Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 9:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the only thing you could eat was your moms pussy
I wish I knew everything.
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'elhoel'
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Member Lvl: 83
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Posts: 28630
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re a blind/paraplegic/mute so it does you no good.
I wish I was molested as a child so I could get on tv now.
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Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 1942862
Posts: 5184
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 9:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but being that you can’t describe the horrors (due to being mute), you have to act them out. It doesn’t make TV, but it gets on Springer’s ’Too Hot for TV’.
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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'of the Universe'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 86
Egg Points: 5449058
Posts: 8873
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 9:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but will only live in the closet and it scares your children.
I wish I could look at any math problem and solve it in 2 seconds.
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'elhoel'
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Member Lvl: 83
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 9:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you couldn’t read or write and you could only see in numbers.
I wish my face was as big as the moon.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your face is the moon, and is forever stuck in orbit around the Earth.
I wish all my homework would correctly complete itself.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 7936
Posts: 136
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it corrects itself in l33t t41k l1k4 th15
I wish I has the perfect woodsball gun. ^_^
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 3:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but nobody cares that you have the perfect woodsball gun because they don’t know what it is.
I wish my parents were still alive.
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
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Posts: 13584
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 5:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but I’m your father.
I wish my cat was still alive.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 580456
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he comes in the form of a serial rapist named Clive, from Idaho.
I wish some fuck didn’t steal my awesome Grinder I once had.
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