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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Last year I went to some shitty party in the "ghetto" of Niagara Falls. I drank shitty vodka and smoked blunts with some niggers.
I remember the owner of the house was like "Don’t be smokin’ pot on the front porch, I can smell that shit a mile away" and I took my bowl back out and continued smoking pot on their front porch.
When I was smoking a blunt on the back porch some faggot at the party (he was literally gay) opens the back door and bellows "I CAN SMELL WEED ARE YOU ALL DOING DRUGS BACK HERE"
The look on those niggers faces was priceless, I got him to go back inside and we continued smoking.
On the way back home I roasted a bowl with my mom and thats all I really remember, other then it being a really lame time.
This year I hope to find another party in the Falls (with some of my real friends) and party it up with them. If not, I’m going to sit at home playing Serious Sam and doing nothing interesting.
If I feel like it I’ll try to scare some people. I don’t know, what happens happens.
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Because of the large Hispanic(wetback) population around here, we get little kids that come up to the door and yell "BUENO DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!" and I just want to scream "ITS TRICK-OR-TREAT YOU LITTLE SPICLETS!"
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: On the way back home I roasted a bowl with my mom
You smoke pot with your mum? Sweet.
I’ve never celebrated halloween, It’s a terrible holiday.
But I’ll still go out and get drunk/stoned/drugged up. Not for Halloween, just cause i can.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You smoke pot with your mum? Sweet.
Occasionally.
Thats the last time I remember smoking with her.
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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6-9 go to friends house and affix shocking doorbell next to door. watch little kids and moms press it and get zapped.
9-10 trick or treating as the burger king guy
10-1am more mischeif
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2007 9:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Is that a metaphor of some kind
I wish. But no. Just candy.
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 7:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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We don’t Celebrate Haloween in Australia.
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 7:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fucking party. get hammerd and fuck my girl
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 7:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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What girl President? Oh! Silly me, you meant the deflated sex doll you have lying in the bottom of your closet. The chillins on RE need to grow up and admit that they have never had sexual intercourse, let alone talked to a girl. Go back to Grade School.
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 9:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Maybe you should admit your a fucking fag, I myself have a girlfriend unlike you.. I have had sex.
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 10:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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im going as a black garbage bag
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 11:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve decided on going completely insane this year.. Gluing cabbage to my body, wearing a skirt, using a razor and shaving parts of my head, black mouth dye, etc.. Anyone got any suggestions?
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2007 11:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Kilts are meant for men.. i want to look completely insane : (
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