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'www.rombarded.com'
Member Lvl: 69
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 7:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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My birthday wasn’t anywhere near as wonderful as sex, and just as physically strenuating.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 1016924
Posts: 4247
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 7:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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happy birthday.
i bought you a cake but forgot that you cant ship cakes from australia to america.
my bad
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 188
Posts: 1185 AIM
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 7:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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HAVE FUN WITH 100,000,000 MILLION FEET OF SANDWHICH
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7864
Posts: 1780 AIM YIM
BLOCKED, EXPIRES Oct 21, 2008
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 7:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Happy birthday AE!
Because everyone else is giving you currency, I may as well join in.
Hope you like decimal points!
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 7864
Posts: 1780 AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 7:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just don’t let pacman steal them 0_o
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 53
Egg Points: 826845
Posts: 1860
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 8:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Drive to canadad just to get tanked legally.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 823110
Posts: 8074
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| Posted: May 16, 2008 8:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had a bad 18th birthday. I remember I got shitfaced doing shots and I woke up by my toilet with throwup everywhere in a sleeping bag.
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE' Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 385023
Posts: 13708 AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 7:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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I didn’t get drunk but I got got laid on my 18th birthday, does that count
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 24
Egg Points: 529816
Posts: 1699
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Ohhh, GMT, you don’t have to lie to us!
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE' Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 385023
Posts: 13708 AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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I know I don’t and thus I didn’t
I live in WV, the girls aren’t picky
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 1348315
Posts: 9410
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I live in WV, the girls aren’t picky
Thats cause they know they shouldnt be when they have:
A- As much facial hair as GMT
B- A blood relation to everyone within a 5-mile radius of where they stand at all times.
haw you did your hairy cousin
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE' Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 65
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: haw you did your hairy cousin
well I never asked your mom to shave off her ’stache so I suppose I had that one coming
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 1348315
Posts: 9410
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah she likes the dirt squirrel.
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE' Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 65
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 8:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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she likes a lot of things, but making a list is something a gentleman just doesn’t do
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
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Posts: 9410
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 11:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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So then why havent you made a list?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 33
Egg Points: 803196
Posts: 2330 YIM
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| Posted: May 17, 2008 10:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Here, have $100 Australian (which is only like $95.40 US)
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep' Forum Admin
Member Lvl: 167
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 12:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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happy birthday biznotch.
also, bump
being 18 sucks.
thats why i turn 19 in 21 days.
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'Dead Nigger Storage'
Member Lvl: 60
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Clegg is ahead of the times, but I’ll catch up to him one day!
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