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Malinko


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:43 p.m. - Subject:

Oh. And you can have all the orange popsicles I find.

Icky :(


AtlJoker


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject:

I hate when white people are white..


The_Gimp


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 10:53 p.m. - Subject:

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Oh. And you can have all the orange popsicles I find.

Deal!!


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:00 p.m. - Subject:

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Ooooh! I forgot about round-abouts! People here don’t get them at all!!

Sadly, it’s all the rage here. I believe they originated in England and were quickly adopted by the Eastern Seaboard in the U.S. Then city planners from there moved westward leaving a path of round-a-bouts and destruction in their wake.

They would be a good idea except 1.) most people here don’t understand them and 2.) they are put in inappropriate places where there is too much traffic and it backs up (a light would be better).


Thank You! I’m so glad someone agrees with me that it’s just easier to put a 4 way intersection or something people actually can use half a brain to figure out. Sure, it might save on gas efficiency but only if you don’t have to yield for other cars.

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I hate those freecreditreport.com comercials, especially the one where he said he’d have dumped his wife...that newfag will die a virgin


Those commercials dominate any other type of commercial currently on T.V. They’re so fucking catchy, and it’s hilarious to listen to.

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I hate how when you go to a basebal game (Braves game) pop is 6.50 for one. I can get two cases for that in Canada
Inb4lolatbaseball/baseball fag


Welcome to Capitalist America.

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Around Pittsburgh, there are several 5-way intersections that ought to be replaces with a traffic circle. But, since people can’t grasp that concept, we get traffic signals that let one lane through at a time, with red lights for the other four. During the spike in fuel prices in the 1970s, turning right on a red light was legalized everywhere unless otherwise restricted. Maybe, in the name of conserving fuel, we could look at traffic circles again.


That’s the thing. Think about how many cars must be going around Pittsburgh. There wouldn’t be much fuel conserving if you have to yield for other cars before you go, then drive around a circle to get to the exit you want to. Also, what happens if you miss it? Then you’re screwed and have to go back around.

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I though of more things to bitch about. Movie/music stars that get hooked on drugs/alcohol and take their life down the toilet. Examples would be: Danny Bonaduce, Robert Downey Jr., Corey Haim, 80’s Hair Band douches, etc.


I agree completely unless they can make a great comeback. See Robert downey Jr. in "Iron Man" and soon "Tropic Thunder".


OPIV


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject:

The last sip of the last beer at a party and/or social gathering

Last cigarette in teh pack

Racists

Sexists

Religion

Sleeping on park benches

Eating out of dumpsters

Not eating showering or changing clothes for days/weeks at a time

Getting a flat tire

Getting hit by cars

Capitalism

Skinheads

World trade/globalization

IMF, world bank etc

Hipsters

Hypocrites

Mainstream news, radio broadcasts and any other form of mind control

War

Violence

Guns

Hatred

Patriotic ignorance

Money

Addiction

Self-centered assholes who believe the world revolves around them and their problems

Attention whores


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:28 p.m. - Subject:

Wow OPIV. You nailed a lot of those on the head for me, except for anything alcohol/drug-related being I’m Straight Edge. Also, I’ve never had to eat out of a dumpster or been hit by a car. I did sleep in a tube at a park once.

Oh, and having your brakes cut out while driving when you just got them replaced a few months ago sucks ass from a straw. I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them. The only good side is that I didn’t hit anyone.


OPIV


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:42 p.m. - Subject:

Getting hit by cars/flat tires on bikes. And Ive been homeless for a while hence my lack of existence on RE explaining the park benches and dumpster diving. Youd be surprised how much good shit businesses throw away

MOAR:
Consumerism/buy to survive lifestyle

Materialism/materialist fucks

Liars and fakes

Trendy fucks

Oil

Gas-hole americans

Fast food

Bombing for peace!!!!!!!!!!!!

The absence of our constitutional rights

Dubya

People who think I worship the devil because I’m atheist

"Separation of church and state"

Racists

Ignorance period

The brainwashing that oh so many people are victim to


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:56 p.m. - Subject:

"Money isn’t real, George. It’s just a piece of mind."

But yeah, that list sounds about right. You mentioned "Racists" twice, and I figured a lot of that stuff could fall under the same category.


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:57 p.m. - Subject:

I just realized mid-conversation I forgot to put down how annoying the douche-bags are that are in Marching Band.


fuckineh


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 1:20 a.m. - Subject:

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I remember my friends making fun of me (not in a serious way) about how my dad never lets me do shit. Well today they really got to see why. I think now they feel sorry for me because they really understand that he does that shit for NO reason. I was even being nice to him.


That used to be like my mom (all this year and last year).. it was crazy

but this summer, I had a talk with her... basically saying "lay off, this is MY summer" and on top of this... I started helping out a lot more around the house and talking to her more

and lately, I’ve been doing anything I want (but of course, I’m a responsible teenager) haha


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 3:21 a.m. - Subject:

So when is Part 2 coming up?


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 7:20 a.m. - Subject:

wow OPIV you have some long lists there buddy


DannoTheManno


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 7:49 a.m. - Subject:

People that make fun of Obama and that he’s a terrorist.

Really, the media has nothing bad on Obama so they make shit up like the fist bump. I was laughing at Fox News so hard when they had the story on the fist thing and even INTERVIEWED people for the story. Fox News is a sad sack of shit, so I’m going to say Fox News annoys me too.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 8:00 a.m. - Subject:

fox news annoys me also, I don’t think Obama is a terrorist and they are so right-wing they have almost come out the other side

I also hate the tv producers that seem to think that the "H" in History Channel actually means Hitler. Come on, there is more shit to show than just stuff about freaking Nazi’s


Syntax-Error


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 8:24 a.m. - Subject:

I live in fucking boston.
We call ’em Rotary’s here, not roundabouts.
We literally have hundreds of them in, and around the city.
Talk about fucking annoying.

Oh, and I hate people who are educated by the internet.


NonPermissive


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 9:03 a.m. - Subject:

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I hate people named Leon

I met a guy named Tarl the other day.
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Whats "[Removed due to rules]"?

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1. Do not talk about 4chan



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I hate how Canadians complain about the United States

I hate the United States.
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Really, the media has nothing bad on Obama

Bastard voted for the telecom amnesty bill.

I hate people who are only exposed to popular culture, and think the underground stuff is crap.
I hate people that think I only use Linux to be "cool" and because it’s "not Windows."
I hate running out of English muffins, milk, and tea in the morning, because then I have to go to the store before I can have breakfast. (today)


WalkingHot_d_ogMan


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 3:44 p.m. - Subject:

Fucking TV presenters

Boy/Girl bands

Big fucking Brother

Police (I know they’re necessary, and I’m not like ’OMG FUK DA POLISSS!’ it’s just they kinda get in the way sometimes...)

When you’ve got glue, or some other whiteish substance on your trousers and someone points it out and tells everyone it’s cum. (Admittedly it’s like... 70% of the time cum, but still. I do use glue quite often, so fuck you.)

Dandruff

Pot laws (trying not to sound like a hippie here)

Feeling really tired, but not wanting to sleep.

Knowing about concerts but not being able to go.

Losing stuff

Running out of things

Being really thirsty in the morning.

People expecting you to have your life planned out in front of you.

Other people’s expectations of you.

Cold fucking tea.





Oh yeah, an fuck oceans. The sea, and all that salty bullshit.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 3:52 p.m. - Subject:

Iced tea is good!

Youre daft.


WalkingHot_d_ogMan


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 5:42 p.m. - Subject:

I’ve never had iced tea, but I’m talking tea that you’ve made with milk ’n’ sugar that you intended on drinking hot.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 21, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

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I hate the United States.

I hate people who hate the United States
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