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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the world is run by ass ramming queers
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I lived out in the mountains.
Granted, but a huge male bear comes and rapes you every night
I wish brjo would go jump off a bridge
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129587
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it runs over the (white) chocolate river.
I wish my brother would leave the room so I could jack off.
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you brake your dick.
I wish i had a 1969 camaro SS
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die in a 120mph car crash the same day.
I wish i didn’t have a headache.
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die from a stroke
I wish i had 500 acres
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'Deity Egg'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 8853669
Posts: 9168
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but instead you’d have a case of explosive diarrhea over the course of the next 3 days.
I wish I didn’t have to buy gas for my truck tomorrow.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
Egg Points: 1341401
Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your truck will break down tomorrow.
I wish I could fuck Jessica Alba.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 8000
Posts: 1216
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now you have herpes
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 8000
Posts: 1216
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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shit.... I wish..... I had a dick
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have HIV now
I wish i had more money.
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':3'
Member Lvl: 69
Egg Points: 1079128
Posts: 11800
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but then you get robbed, bashed, and raped, left for death with nothing more than a food stamp.
I don’t wish for anything, receiving something whether it be good or bad would be a bonus in my opinion.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 8000
Posts: 1216
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted... now you have nothing
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
Egg Points: 1341401
Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but in return you asshole has acid poured into it.
I wish I could eat a smurf.
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':3'
Member Lvl: 69
Egg Points: 1079128
Posts: 11800
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have to lick papa smurfs ass.
I don’t feel like making a wish.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 32
Egg Points: 328001
Posts: 2377
YIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now you have blue shits.
I wish I could have my own greenhouse.
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':3'
Member Lvl: 69
Egg Points: 1079128
Posts: 11800
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nothing wrong with blue shits m0rti, I’m sure we’ve all been there.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 386331
Posts: 10318
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I could have my own greenhouse.
Granted, but GMT lives in it forever.
I wish theoriginal would get a 90 day ban for being a retard.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129587
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he makes a new account and CSS-exploit spams with it.
I already got my wish, and I didn’t break my dick. HA!
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 386331
Posts: 10318
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I already got my wish, and I didn’t break my dick. HA!
Granted, but your incest gay uncle was outside your window video-taping you jerking off and is currently putting it on youporn.
I wish I had an uncle like that.
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