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Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 4:52 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
I’m GMT you can’t touch my name
I’ hard as steel, I don’t bend
I’ll stop now so you can post your next flame
but it will die like a candle in the wind


Bend and wind, since when can you rap those?
Oh, there it goes, I think he’s starting to choke,
I guess he likes public beatings, but I know that he’s sweating,
Bring out the guillotine, and of course I’ll be behind his beheading,

What the hell is the dribble, coming from his mouth that splits,
His words and his claims coming up like toddler spit,
As opposed to the straight truth and other statistics,
He’s tickin like a bomb, while I explode with linguistics,

Hot damn, I keep going with it because I’m on a roll,
The only thing GMT has to his name is his shaming parole,
I hope when he comes back and thinks, "I’m not that good...Whoa!"
And sees that Bungle and I are the best rappin’ duo.

Face it GMT, you’re getting your ass kicked. But, if you keep coming back, I’ll keep dishing more. This is just another statement, too.


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 5:01 p.m. - Subject:

Wow GMT, have you ever opened a book?
Your raps scream out "fail" and only from one look,
All I see is shit-stains on the page from another bad cycle,
He’s not even original, his lines are just the same ones recycled,
I’ll give it to you, that your timing has improved,
But your disgrace and distaste have yet to be fully approved,
I mean honestly, how much more could you jack from a radio?
The next thing you’ll steal is probably "nappy headed ho",

You see, these lyrics are a part of me,
While I write with the truth, you ifll your voids with obscenities,
Talking trash and constant lies,
I’d be suprised if you were more respected then flies,
So get out right now, before we remove you by force,
You can’t handle this track, so please just leave this final course.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 5:24 p.m. - Subject:

first off you can stress a rhyme and secondly I notice you stopped a/b and are now using my aa/bb...also this is for fun, I could give a shit what you guys say

I got so many raps you can call me a mummy
and your girlfriend calls me yummy
flame all you like my little noobs
that way I can call you a dummy

no listen up here and lsiten up good
GMT pwns this neighborhood
I got flow you can’t touch
that is what you hatin so much
you ain’t no time, you got no gas
all you do is put a dick in each other’s ass
together you can’t take me
you pour like streams, bitch I’m the sea


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 5:38 p.m. - Subject:

A/B, AA/BB, whatever, they were never your thing,
Next time study your hooks, you’ll realize what I bring,
What you fail to do is write mezmerising stanzas,
Next you’ll say I copied that word from George Costanza,
You see, Shakespeare was the original MC,
He started shit and threw down, the king of controversey,
Just like me, I provide and offer humor and knowledge,
Whereas your favorite insult is "Your mother goes to college"

Am I right yet, are we willing to bet,
That GMT comes back here with an arsenal of rap rejects,
I’d like to think so, and if we took a vote on raps today,
You’ll see that I am champion and everybody’s fave,
If you hadn’t notice, I have responded back to every rap,
Through this thread I bring the treasure, and I still follow the map,
I crown myself king of raps in this thread, like Pain did himself,
For my flawless fatalities and knacks of building walls and shelves,
Of punctuation and vocabulary sucked between dimensions,
And trophy wives and more awards that I can’t forget to mention,
So go on, keep trippin, and falling down on your knees,
If you want me to stop, all you’ve got to do is say "Please".

=]


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 5:53 p.m. - Subject:

like I said I’m doing this for fun
bitch there ain’t nothing new under the sun
so do your dance and drop you beats
cause your rhymes stink worse than both my feets
you think you are harsh, but you got no cred
even your mama calls you wonderbread
you come in here and stir some shit
but you ain’t harsh, you ain’t it
what makes you think you’re a big deal
you couldn’t roll if I shoved you off a hill
I don’t beg off from anyone son
you wanna fight, I’ve just begun
I bet youa re waitign to give me heat
sitting there by your keyboard holdign your meat
when you a new GMT post you bust a nut
when I see yours I say yeahbutwhat


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 6:39 p.m. - Subject:

Wow, you’re really offbeat, and at least my raps make sense,
Not strung together rhyming words that are nothing but nonsense,
You’re doing this for fun? No wonder you’re doing so bad,
But you’re used to doing things for "fun" since you really had 2 dads,
My patience is thin, but that doesn’t even matter,
I’m a fucking REvolution and you’re falling down the social latter,
I’m blowing up and you’re blowing bubbles and cocks,
As I’m only getting bigger the culture will soon start to pop,
So get off your whiny ass, and become a bigger man,
Instead of robbing others you should have lent a helping hand,
I guess not, but I know you’ve got nothing more to say,
I think you’re the only human who needs their rights taken away.


Carpe_Diem


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 9:25 p.m. - Subject:

Yo, my name’s Rugbyballa
I wish I was talla
If you don’t like it
You don’t get a dolla
Hey everybody, let’s holla

Word to your mother G.


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 26, 2007 9:49 p.m. - Subject:

Yo GMT, look, you’ve got some competition,
I wish I could get you to stop with a "Save The Music" petition,
Rugby only let out a nice little excerpt,
And he’s still better then you, he’s an experienced expert,
I’m a white kid, who listens to rock and stil all other types of music,
I guess that’s why you’re weak and really unexperienced,
I’m going to float lke a butterfly sting like a bee,
My references are compliments to Muhamad Ali,
Or I can take the nice route and just be me,
Verbally own you, and still spread props to Ghandi,
For keeping the peace, amongst entire nations,
But these words are beyond me, their own mutant creations,
So just give it up, you’re nothing new, and not a threat,
You’re digging up debt, and it’s soon you’ll regret it.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jul 27, 2007 7:07 p.m. - Subject:

Rapping be damned. I have to fight these made up claims. When i think GMT can not plant a bigger Faggot-tree, he plants a bigger one.

Quote:
bungle? its more like bung-hole
trying to flame me with those lines you stole

A.) That didnt rhyme
B.) Youre faggot of the year for being the 1238956^90th person to make that connection
C.) I didnt steal any line at all. If anything, I stole your mom’s virginity and made you.


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 27, 2007 9:36 p.m. - Subject:

That’s why GMT has yet to respond to this thread.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 29, 2007 11:15 a.m. - Subject:

nah, I just tired of rapping with silly white peoples...I’ll wait until someone with flow shows up


Labatyd


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 12:46 a.m. - Subject:

l-a-b-a-t-y-d
Every body here knows that me
Mess with my shit
and i shit on your face
but i dont need to
its already a disgrace
I cannot ryhme for shit
but i will post my bit
I am white not black,
thats why my rapping skills lack
The cops found my stolen goods
they found my car and popped my hood
dvd’s, games and other shit,
thats all that i left in it.
they took my shit now i am at the station
harry potter can perform levitation
speaking about that fag, 3 books were enough
they herminoe bitch can go cook me lunch
cause thats her only use, to cook and clean
same goes for all women, sorry to be mean.,
Thankx for taking time to hear my 1337 rap
cause all other raps are just FUCK YOU


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 12:19 p.m. - Subject:

nice one


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 1:01 p.m. - Subject:

GMT, you’re sick of rapping whites?
Or are you sick of embarrassing yourself on the mic?
Labatyd, you’re alright, but not the best,
But I’m glad you got the rest of that shit of your chest,
In a literal sense, just hop back to your nest,
That’s right baby bird, you can fly away,
If you can reach the sky, if not, that’s okay,
Because either way, I’ll spin lines for a while,
Don’t think you’ve got skill because you’re really in denial.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 3:31 p.m. - Subject:

doopliss you any nothing but a sorry ass bitch
up in here jealous cause my rhymes are rich
trying to flame all the brothers that rap
just because your beats are full of crap
bitch you ain;t nothing but a little bitty bug
fake gold chains, you sorry ass thug

you can’t hang with GMT
you are just a little germ, you are VD
your boasts are pretty worn
only pussy you ever saw was on the day you were born
so pack up your shit and set it to rest
you ain’t never gonna be the best


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 3:44 p.m. - Subject:

GMT, you had one good line in that rap,
But you’re better off searching the internet for scat,
And I’ve complimented others on what I like about their style,
But your rhymes aren’t hot shit, they don’t even travel one mile,
Making jokes about sexual and other racial stereotypes,
You think you’re feeling better, but you’re feeding false-hype.

Now let’s replay and rewind, whos’ the single handed,
Motherfucker that’s responded to the raps that expanded,
Throughout the 3 page thread inside of the Power Egg Chat,
Read them all again, mister "thief", that’s a fact,
You must be whack to think that you’re a better MC,
You’re starting drama that you saw while watching daytime T.V.

So here it goes, with the flow, that will make you drown underseas,
Thrown against the rocks by waves of words coming from me,
I’d throw you a lifeline, but you’ve insulted me too many times before,
I think I’ll watch you jump the ship and let you hit the ocean floor.


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 4:09 p.m. - Subject:

you started the insults first, or so I see
bitch you are a bucket of water, I’m the sea
you try your beats and throw your words
they’d have more effect if they weren’t all turds

throw me a lifeline, you little whore
you wouldn’t know a good rhyme if it kicked in your door
you flaming and flaming but you aint’ saying shit
i get more flow from your mama’s left tit
stop with trying to upstage me
I am more than you’ll ever be

I drop bombs and you drop duds
I fuck hoes and you fuck your buds
give up with being a gansta
if you were a brit they’d call you a wanksta
just because you rap here doesn’t make you hard
the only grass you get is from your front yard
sorry buddy you ain’t that good
only place you roll is Mr. Rodger’s neighborhood
so let’s just end the heat
only thing you grabbing is your own meat


Noskrazy


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Posted: Jul 30, 2007 11:31 p.m. - Subject:

GMT ya had betta get up out my way, the king of Rotteneggs is back yep Nos-kra-zy!,
Pwning all da Noobs with a quick wit an iron fist,
Telling em they gay, mayne they a limp wrist!.
So back up all ya members that be hatin on me,
Go crazy and rate yo stuff down down jus leavin debris,
So GMT just go back home G you know your though,
Doesn’t anybody here have a life to attend to,
Rating eggs and adding friends what do you achieve?,
Your eggpoints and fame is all make believe!
PEACE!

That waz ya boi Nos, and he just killed it ya heard, try me nigga try me! i’ll murder you!


Labatyd


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Posted: Jul 31, 2007 2:37 a.m. - Subject:

Noskrazy thinks he is the shit
see that car? you cant afford it.
59c is your daily income
you get it from your sleasy assed mum,
she stands on the side of the street
waiting for the perv thats she’s to meet.
they bang and screw untill he’s soft
then she shows symptoms and gets a cough
you rush to the hospitlal to find
that aids are forming in her behind.
You scream WHY MUMMY WHY
a small tear forms and then she just dies
You wonder what will happen now that shes gone
with out her money every thing goes wrong.
You decide you need income so you set to work
you find your mark and give him a jerk
You charge per min untill he cums
and now my shitty rap is done

JKZ (L) U NOSSS!!


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Posted: Jul 31, 2007 7:09 a.m. - Subject:

listen up fools and listen up good
GMT is the MC lord of this here hood
I got skills and I got props
girls suck me while you suck lollipops
I drive the cars and I spend the cash
I got the jobs and I got the flash
don’t give me chace cause you can’t catch me
you aren’t in league with GMT
so go outside and take a walk
cause all you do is fucking talk
you got no bombs you got no heat
you can dance, you got two left feet
floating around here like you think you got fame
when you are more like the scarecrow looking for a brain

when I say "doopliss" you say "sucks"
when I say "doopliss" you say "sucks"
when I say "doopliss" you say "sucks"
out here quacking like some ugly ass ducks
you think you are Geroge Bush dropping bombs
but they end up like dog turds on the lawns
bitch I ain’t Iraq I’ll strike ya back
so you’d best just leave me alone
or you’ll see what a baseball bat does to bone
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