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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you lost it yourself.
I wish I wasn’t so sore.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you parlyze yourself from the neck, down, so you cannot feel pain ever again.... Or anything for that matter, nor use any of your limbs, etc.
I wish I didn’t somehow get a light hairline scratch on my N95 8gb screen.
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, instead you got them on your eyeballs
I wish I was a super ninja
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your penis gets sliced off in a ninja battle.
I wish for more real money. And not Canadian dollars.
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Normal Egg
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Posts: 136
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Granted, but nobody cares that you have the perfect woodsball gun because they don’t know what it is.
and Granted. But your N54 refuses to read it because it thinks its imperfect.
I wish I had more income.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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N64 DAMNIT!
Granted but it all goes to make a wish foundation!
I wish I had better income!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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A bit of lag there much?
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish for more real money. And not Canadian dollars.
granted, you get pacoes
I wish I had a monument in my honor
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 27, 2008 10:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they fuck up the nose and your face is all fucked on it.
I wish I had better income!!!! DAMN IT!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 4:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you can’t spend it
I wish I had moar blank discs
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 6:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but their scratched to the absolute shithouse.
I wish the stuff I had tonight was more goddamn potent.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 6:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it is such crazy shit, you steal a car, and flip into a ditch and die.
I wish I could lose some more weight fast.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then you loose 99% of your body weight and then float away
i wish I had the powe to cloud minds, like the Shadow
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but only to your mind
I wish I had a much worse computer
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its the only one you have and doesn’t work at all.
I wish my mother wasn’t so pissed off at me.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 9:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, now your dad is
I wish that computer did work
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 10:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it has no operating system, and won’t allow you to install one.
I wish this weekend was extended.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 11:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it never ends. (On a related note, I have a four day weekend)
I wish my tree outside wasn’t dying.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 1:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it becomes so beautiful that monkeys begin to live in it only to end up throwing shit at you and pssersby.
I wish I could turn into Optimus Prime
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 3:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but then Megatron beats the shit out of you.
I wish that the Puritan literature I have to read wasn’t so fucking boring.
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