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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 3:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then you realise you are reading the Necronomicon and Cthullu eats your soul
I wish i had magick
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 663153
Posts: 2447
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 4:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your only power is that every woman you touch becomes a man.
I wish I had a time machine
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 6:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it goes back so far in time that it actually ends up at the end of time and you destroy the universe with the paradox
I wish I had a wish
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
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Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 7:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your wish didn’t come true. (if that makes any sense at all)
I wish I never got in trouble.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but then you are always being treated with a sickening degree of kindness. This gets so annoying over time and then you shoot yourself.
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Master Egg
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ahh fuck.
I wish that my basement didn’t have four inches of water in it.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 337521
Posts: 976
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| Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted...it has 12 inches of water in it.
I wish my car wasn’t a piece of shit
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 12:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, it turns out to be something awesome, but it takes a fuel that hasn’t been invented yet.
I wish my pay day was today instead of nxt tuesday (Yep, got the job!)
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 1:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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well that would actually be really cool...I’d sell the already perfected technology as my own and reap the tremendous benefits =D
Granted but due to a glitch in the payroll you get nothing.
I wish I could see where my life would be if I hadn’t started dating my g/f (1 year and 3 months)
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 1:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you turn out to become a gay Asian male-prostitute with aids and who has only a week to live.
I wish EDIT would take PayPal as one of their fucking payment methods.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 6:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then someone hacks your paypal account
i wish it wasn’t so foggy out
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 7:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now its so sunny that you ignite when you walk outside.
I wish I was Jewish so I knew what the hell Rosh Hashasha is.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
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Posts: 976
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 8:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but due to a mishap during you circumcision...the chop off the head accidentally.
I wish for everyone on RE to have a wonderful day
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 68096
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but monir converted the forums to phpBB and everyone suddenly has a post count of zero and are all back to level 1 again.
I wish I had more milkshake
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 9:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’m already circumsized so no problem there.
Granted, but you are now drowning in it.
I wish my books would be delivered by Barnes & Noble today.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 9:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but the postman had voilent diarrhea on the way and used them to clean up the mess
I wish I Gordon Brown would get the sack or be assasinated already so he can’t fuck this country up any more than he already has done.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 10:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then a muslim gets elected
i wish i had a second cock
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Power Egg
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Egg Points: 68096
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but everytime it gets hard it plugs you
I wish the fat guy I’m talking to on IM right now would submit
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Normal Egg
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Posts: 900
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 10:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but he grows up with passive aggresive feelings and kills you
i wish there was actually good stuff n tv
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Power Egg
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 11:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it’s cp/gore/poopy/beastiality/gay all-in-one but you like it anyway
I wish for foodz
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